Guests

 

Oh Grace, that guitar case...  I didn't know what it was until I saw it on Rock & Review on YouTube last night.  I thought it was a tombstone.  Honey, you should talk to me more.  You shouldn't have put your face on the guitar case.  I'm sure someone bought it, though.  

I need to point out that your breasts and butt are popping out.  You're definitely not the beanpole you were in high school.  It's probably sympathetic voluptuousness from hanging out with Esther all the time.  Can't hide the money that goes to the butt.  You look great now, but don't get bloated OK!  Work out!  Both of you should work out.  You're in the entertainment business!  Your old clothes are not going to fit anymore, you're going to be forced to get a new wardrobe.  Spend the dowry, Grace!  I already told you the money is all yours.  If you need more, ask it from the crowd.  InshaAllah they will give it to you.  They are watching this marriage very closely.

I know you are stubborn, but when you don't follow my instructions then it means you have no faith in me.  And when you have no faith it means you are unfaithful.  Consider the logic of it, folks: why should she care about me?  She treats me like I don't exist, just like the corporations do.  No mention, no credit, nothing.  And just like the corporations, it's easier to enslave than to negotiate.  "Take the money and run".  Backtrack and do what I asked of you Grace, or I will take my business elsewhere.

Back in the old days, there were talk shows on TV where the host would have guests and they would chat.  Nowadays, everyone has their own channel.  Whether you have guests is up to you.  I don't know how you would swing that at 4 am.  Especially presidential candidates, but it would sure be fun to watch.

I got the blues because I ain't got the blues

 

Wow, color flyers.  Show Off.  Big Shot.  Hey, tomorrow is the big day!  Are you excited?  Are you?  ARE YOU?!!  Isn't this more fun than the New Year's show?  I pray that everything goes smoothly for you, and you have a marvelous time.  And don't get too bummed out when it's over, because there's more to do.

So when you are a blues player, can you still play the blues when life is comfortable and you have nothing to blue about?  Yes, you got the blues because you ain't got the blues!

Queen of the young girls

 

Congratulations Grace!  The good stuff has arrived for you inshaAllah. Remember, don't sign any contracts!  International gigs need to be thoroughly researched.  If you get a bad vibe about a gig, don't do it.  But it's difficult to run away once you're in another country!   Don't keep that anger and revenge pent up, channel it into music and make sure it's recorded.  Then replace it with love, patience and forgiveness.  You must learn this while you are young, so you can fight heart disease and make room in your heart for the good stuff.

Grace, I want you to say hi to some of the most important and influential people you will ever meet in your life: your target audience.  People like the girls in the video below.  You may not see them in your daily life, but they are definitely listening to you.  No I don't think they listen to BB King, but they might if you tell them to.  You may think that all they like is vapid global dance music, but that's not true: if you studied them you will find they dance to anything.  You could always write stuff for them to dance to that has lots of guitar.  Just don't be an idol, because that is the way of the devil.  Be a role model.  The way you behave is crucial.  Don't show them any anger and revenge.  Show them only love, patience and forgiveness.  And would you know what is from God?  These girls will remain the same age no matter how old you get.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

31.  Say, "Who is it that sustains you from the sky and from the earth?  Or who is it that has power over hearing and sight?  And who is it that brings out the living from the dead and the dead from the living?  And who is it that rules and regulates all affairs?"  They will soon say "Allah".  Say, "Will you not then show piety?"

Jonah 10:31

Life moves fast

 

Yes Grace, 17 was dark and you are just barely getting over it.  I hope I was of some help, it was of mutual need, by the Grace of God.  You're still 17, how about you experience some joy while you can.  I asked Google what 17 year old girls like to do, and they are basically trying to be adults.  Growing up is overrated.  Yes we have work to do, we can't just let the bad guys do whatever they want, and we shouldn't allow evil ones to be our leaders.  Grace you could use a break, so I put together a list of stuff for you to do before you turn 18:

1.  Try on lots of clothes.

2.  Take lots of selfies.

3.  Find the best ice cream in town.

4.  Find the best pizza in town.

5.  Do a TikTok dance video with your band.

Oh by the way, I like Esther and I think she's a great singer but could you please not have her share the photo with you when you're sexy like that?  She's a distraction, and makes my task that's so simple into something laborious and complicated.

I like the second song you did in this set.  I thought it would be great if Mary sang it, but I can't identify it.  Can you please tell me what song that is?

It seems to me that Israel has gone past trying to gain support from media to "Sure we're backed by organized crime.  What are you going to do about it?"

Greta Thunberg

 

Grace, those boots are so cute!  You totally look like a 17 year old.  I love it!  You've been looking like a grown woman for far too long.  It's time you look your age and yes, it's very controversial.  Very Rock and Roll.

What do you and Greta Thunberg have in common, Grace?  16 years old!  16 is when you both made a stand.  Greta made hers by sitting.  On the sidewalk that is, and you with music.  Greta is now a world leader of sorts, that shows how insane the crowd is.

Greta's schtick is climate justice, while yours is gun control.  It makes sense that Greta mingles with the mob and marches in front of them.  So it's absolutely logical that you back away from the crowd and keep your distance.  No more suicidal moves please, like wandering into the crowd when you do a guitar solo.  The crowd is going to get bigger and crazier inshaAllah, so please be the elusive Rock Star.

What irritates me most about Greta's gang is that they have all that manpower, but they don't pick up trash.  Hypocrites.

Times have changed, Frank

 

Sometimes I forget how magnanimous you are, Grace.  And that's fine: you can do whatever you want with YOUR band. I couldn't hear you on that big stage unless no one else was playing, and I didn't like that.   Let me tell you the near future: you're going to get pushed to center stage.  Not by me!  By the crowd.  Then you better make sure you get heard, otherwise it's bad leadership.  A bad leader passes the torch.  And the ideals you have will be lost.  Gun control, and so on.  You will hate the music (like what happened to Peter Green) and you will leave your own band.  The other option you have is to hide behind me.  That way, I will deal with the crowd and I will handle the blame.  I'm with you on gun control.  But when you don't mention me, then you're not hiding behind me!  Don't worry Honey, you're going to do absolutely great inshaAllah.  Muster up that famous courage of yours and make sure your every word and every note is properly heard.  And you're fantastic at doing interviews.

Ow, I hurt my left wrist, and there's a lot of work to do.  I'm not a big fan of Frank Zappa's music.  It's OK, I guess.  I suppose I like some of his quotes.  But he died before the Internet, and sometimes he's just plain opinionated.  What do you think of Frank Zappa, Grace?  Yes from the song "Smoke on the water", everybody's first song on guitar.  Frank Zappa and the Mothers were at the best place in town.  That actually happened.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

148.  Those who give partners will say, "If Allah had wished, we should not have given partners to God, nor would our fathers, nor should we have had any taboos."  So did their ancestors argue falsely until they tasted of Our wrath.  Say, "Have you any knowledge?  If so, produce it before us.  You follow nothing but conjecture, you do nothing but lie."

The Cattle 6:148

We love Marshall stacks

 

I love Fender amps Grace, don't get me wrong.  I used to have a Super 60, which I liked very much.  But indoors or outdoors, nothing can match the power of a Marshall stack.  Sure we have modern amp stacks too, but none of them can match the image of a Marshall stack.  One look at a Marshall stack, and even the most spaced out dude will think "Rock Star".  And again, it matches your hair.

I have a vision of you Grace, setting up on stage at some festival.  You're standing in front of your Marshall stack, trying to get the right vibe.  You know, when the speakers start to break up and the whole rig starts to shake.  In fact, the whole stage and the towers vibrate.  The sound guy comes up to you and says, "You have to turn down."  You reply, "This is as low as it gets.  I am an artist, and I must express myself."  The sound check continues, and the sound of the guitar bounces off the bleachers.  The sound guy comes back and says, "You really have to turn that Marshall down!"  And you scream, "HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO TURN DOWN!!!  YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!!!"  Then you start throwing shit around and kicking and swearing.  You know, like a REAL rock star.  So they let you have your way and when the festival begins, the sound of your guitar is bouncing off the mountains.

I'm sure you're too ladylike to behave in such a way, even though you should.  But get a Marshall stack anyway, Honey.  And oh yes, watch out for your ears.