Hi Natty! It's wonderful to see you again, my love. Yes, you have beautiful eyes! Blue eyes, what a dream girl. I hope you are keeping safe and healthy in your business. Make sure you take care of your body, once you let it go then it's gone. Keep solid as a rock.
Thursday, March 7, 2024
Wednesday, March 6, 2024
Movie night
Natty, where are you? Please talk to me because I love you. Whoever is controlling the pictures on your Instagram is trying to make me think that you're cowering in your hidey hole, while I'm convinced that you are busy working, having a great time, and being more beautiful than all those other girls. It would be best if you'd update your content regularly.
It's movie night again! Please watch a movie with me. "Joe Dirt" (2001). I didn't see this movie when it first came out because it looked like a bad movie. 23 years later I watch this movie for the first time and yes, it is a bad movie. Oh, I guess it's not that bad. It's like a really really really long SNL skit, and I didn't laugh. It does have some clever ideas: "Kicking Wing" is a great name for an Indian. And it's full of stars! What kind of budget did this movie have, or was it all about influence? Is that really Margot Robbie? How old is she now? "The story of my life" story has become really tiresome to me, and made especially cheap by stuffing it into one episode. I will never put out an autobiography. Let them lie like they will anyway. I do have one final question about this movie: is Brandy his sister?
Tuesday, March 5, 2024
Look at me society
Natty, where are you? Please talk to me because I love you. Wherever you may be, I hope you are having a wonderful time. You are the most beautiful girl in the world to me, and I love you with all my heart.
Why are birds prettier than humans? Yeah vultures aren't pretty but for the most part, birds are prettier than humans. Come to think of it, cats are prettier than humans too.
Monday, March 4, 2024
How to toss a pizza
Natty, where are you? Please talk to me because I love you. Now keep heart, Honey. Have faith in God and our love. Sure it's crazy out there but don't you worry about a thing, because everything will work out fabulously for us inshaAllah. Just enjoy the ride, and make some big bucks along the way. Don't get greedy though!
I've been into tortillas lately, and I find myself tossing the dough like pizza. Beats using a rolling pin.
Sunday, March 3, 2024
Is it real?
Natty, where are you? Please talk to me because I love you. What! I'm the Fashion King? Alhamdulillah! Glory to Allah! That makes you the Fashion Queen, Natty. Please be modest, and don't get greedy. You can be my kitty too, Anna Wintour. Go sit on the throne, and I will pet you. No heavy petting!
That video above is very interesting, and I have experienced similar events more frequently than you might think. Let's go with logic. First, the video is fake. Second, the sports event is rigged. Next, the person who posted the message got excited and correct. Beyond logic is a time warp. The Qur'an speaks a few times about time warps. And why not? Time change is used often in music. The more we know, the less we know.
I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.
77. Have you not turned your vision to those who were told to hold back their hands but establish regular prayers and spend in regular charity? When the order for fighting was issued to them, behold! A section of them feared men as or even more than they should have feared Allah. They said, "Our Lord! Why have You ordered us to fight? Would You not grant us respite to our term near?" Say, "Short is the enjoyment of this world. The hereafter is the best for those who do right. Never will you be dealt with unjustly in the very least!"
The Women 4:77
Saturday, March 2, 2024
Fashion!
Natty, where are you? Please talk to me because I love you. Don't lose your modesty, Honey. Don't get greedy. I haven't blogged about fashion for a long time. I guess they shouldn't have shut me out while I had the momentum, now I'm occupied with other things. They're probably holding my girl hostage, that's why she doesn't talk to me. I did receive another email from Anna Wintour herself, and again I thought it was spam so I deleted it. It was an invitation to Vogue World Paris. I told her I couldn't make it but I would watch the show if she lets me. She needs to remind me, though.
Anyway, on to outfits. I suppose you could wear both outfits to a dance club, or to Vogue World even. The baby outfit is what I would describe as "eccentric celebrity" getup. Or just plain weird. The world is a stage! The outfit below is OK, leaning towards boring. And yes, if you're going to a dance club then you should dress like a slut. Otherwise, just ask your parents to find you a mate. And if you expected all people on the Internet to treat you with respect, then you're just plain stupid.
Friday, March 1, 2024
But you can impregnate!
Natty, where are you? Please talk to me because I love you. If you folks are wondering why the locals don't help me, it's because I don't marry their women. This is not a blessing. It wouldn't be a blessing whether I did or didn't do what they want. They fail to understand the nature of my work and only see the Dunia. First of all, I have very little lust left. Isn't that obvious? Just leave me to marry who I want. You would be more upset if I married your daughter then never touch her. Another thing is that I know what will happen to you Natalie, if I took another wife. I didn't want to bring this up, but it looks like I'm forced to. If I took another wife, it would destroy your work. It would be like cutting off your arms and legs.
Damon Imani does some great montages. I was taken by his skit on the WEF. I appreciate the comedy, but I really thought he had the balls to fight the "rent-to-live" globalist economy and not be just another spineless comedian. The subscription model is interest upon interest rearranged, and is especially evil when applied to farming. As for Dylan, I find myself agreeing that he's an actor capitalizing on current trends. But I'm sure there are many girls out there who want his seed.
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