Wednesday, January 17, 2024

Bunker

 
Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me.  I love you.

What to do with all that wealth?  Feed the poor?  Seek security of course, and a nice place to be left alone.  That mountain he's building a clock (tax write off) in sure looks like a great place for a bunker.  Isolated out in the wilderness and accessible only by foot or helicopter.  It would be convenient to have a spouse who can fly a helicopter.  Hikers are still a problem, though.  He will need armed guard to patrol the area 24/7, and he will need to protect himself from his own army.  Supplies will need to be stockpiled before locking the front door: you can't just run to the supermarket when you run out of milk.  Of course you could get it delivered, but what's the point of delivery when you barricade yourself in when people start eating each other?  Are you sure that area is tectonically stable?  One can never know you know, a chain reaction from across the globe might generate a sinkhole in a place already weakened by all that digging.  An earthquake wouldn't be fun at all.  Perhaps you should start praying.








Tuesday, January 16, 2024

The birds

 
Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me.  I love you.💔

Yes, the birds do visit my home.  Just like any other house.  They are mostly interested in the huge tree growing on top of my grandfather's old house.  It's massive, but it needs to be taken down in order to build a house for my wife inshaAllah.  Should I take it down?  That spot is haunted anyway.  Jinns.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

144.  And a pair of camels and a pair of oxen. Say, “Has He forbidden the two males or the two females or what is in the wombs of the two females? Or were you present when Allah gave you this commandment?” Who does more wrong than those who fabricate lies against Allah to mislead others without knowledge? Surely Allah does not guide the wrongdoing people.

The Cattle 6:144



Monday, January 15, 2024

Don't just eat any bug

 
Hi Natty!  Hi there, beautiful girl!  I hope you are feeling great today.  Please don't kiss any of those pretty girls over there, because you are mine.  Keep safe and healthy OK!

The star of today's episode is Otto.  Although he did his best to strike a pose, he didn't look his best because he felt queasy.  I think he ate a cockroach.  He threw it up, and it made him drool for days.  I suppose there are edible bugs, but I would rather not eat bugs at all.  Otto would agree with me.  I made ginger chicken with eggplant and steamed rice for dinner.  Cautious as he was, Otto helped give my cooking a 6 out of 7 on the cat scale.  Protect the food supply chain now!  Give the bugs to Bill Gates, have him eat it.





Sunday, January 14, 2024

Bouncy ball

 
Hi Natty!  Howdy cowgirl!  I hope you are having tons of fun over there.  Relax and enjoy the ride!  Keep safe and healthy, of course.  I love you with all of my heart!

Gotta quarter?  I used to collect bouncy balls.  I don't know: some people collect art, I collected bouncy balls.  Not cat toys: the cat would lose them.  But I lost my collection when I had to move out of my apartment in Tempe.  But I still have this one from that time.  It got dark over the years, but it still bounces well.






Saturday, January 13, 2024

Tepuk dada tanya selera

 
Hi Natty!  How are you, Honey?  Yes, I'm right here.  You relax now, and have an easy life.  Please keep safe and healthy.

"Tepuk dada tanya selera" means somewhat "slap your chest and ask your appetite".  That's no idiom in English, but over here it makes people fat.  Plus the addiction to sugar.  Anyway, I bought some chicken breast a couple of days ago, and I fried up the skin to make artificial bacon bits.  Makes a huge difference in ramen!



Friday, January 12, 2024

The big dogs are coming to town

 
Hi Natty!  Hi Honey!  Your presence is certainly a gift.  Thank you for your love.  I love you too!  Please keep safe and healthy, and have tons of fun!





Thursday, January 11, 2024

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Hi Natty!  How you doing, Honey?  Being an upstanding member of your society, I expect.  Please don't prefer unbelievers for friends and protectors over believers.  I'm not doing much, just chilling.  You keep safe and healthy now.