Woman of the year

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me.  I love you.

That's an interesting video that I found.  The rant is somewhat gibberish, but the message I got is that they want feminists to vote for Trump.  Say what?  Say when?  As for the "Woman of the year" award, I'm not familiar with the magazine that issued it to Dylan.  It might as well be some redneck printing up a few flyers then posting in the ladies restroom.  Why don't the feminists organize their own awards show?  As for Dylan, my view is the same as before: scrawny, unsexy and unfeminine.  It looks like a guy in drag.

They are not of me

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me.  I love you.

They are not of me.  The "munafik" are traitors.

And the "Flip the Big Bird" award goes to...

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me.  I love you.

I saw in the news that Meta will enforce subscriptions on the users of Facebook and Instagram.  I guess it's his way of saying that the Metaverse sucks, so it's justified that he treat the rest of us like his employees.  What this means Natty, is when I get blocked out from Instagram, your only means of communicating with me is by email.  How would you treat me then?

Honey and bananas

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me.  I love you.

I would like to thank the Muslim community for their kind gifts, may Allah reward you.  Unfortunately, I didn't receive the money.  Besides that, I was able to get some honey and bananas.  These are local bananas known as "pisang berangan kampung".  The texture and sweetness is mellow, a perfect banana.

Is it halal?

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me.  I love you.

What do you think about this buffet, folks?  Obviously the pig isn't halal, and it isn't likely that any of the meat is either.  I would just eat the fruit and the seafood.  What about you?

Blue smoothie

 

Hi Natty!  How are you feeling today, Honey?  Are you enjoying a nice, relaxing weekend?  I would give you a shoulder massage if I were there, as long as you give me one in return.  I will have to give you a bamboo wand and show you how.  I don't need to use a wand, usually.  But some shoulders need leverage.  Keep comfy, safe and healthy.

That's a nice looking smoothie base.  It looks like they used cream cheese.  That swirl pattern also reminds me of peanut butter or spaghetti sauce.

Dammit, I didn't see the collision between the thighs and skirt until it was too late!  I've come to the conclusion that the cell phone networks are too puny for streaming video.  Which irritates me because other people stream from their phones without interruptions.  I will need a fiber optic connection for my work.

Toilet paper again

 

Hi Natty!  How are you?  How's life in Lesbianland?  Please don't kiss any of those pretty girls.  You're MY girl!  I love you, Natty.  Please keep safe and healthy OK!

I want you to know that even though I'm Asian, I don't clean my poop with water.  Tap water here has fungus in it.  I use toilet paper.