The finalists for the SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection competition are:

 

Hi Natty!  Hi Honey!  Are you feeling good today?  I hope you are having a fabulous time.  I love you with all of my heart!  Please keep safe and healthy OK!  I'm doing OK, just avoiding labor for right now.  Plus, it's damned busy otherwise.  I want to thank the guy who cut the grass by the side of the road Sunday evening.  That's government property anyway, and I'm pretty worn out.  So thanks again.

Mary's outfit is:

:*BABY*: Sparkling Barbie Lipstick

!!BH!!Moira's sling back pumps v13

Alli&Ali Designs Leia Hair

CR - Enchant Earrings - Blue Topaz

{Le'La} Vliene Gown

Here are my picks from the Zuhair Murad SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

O you divided hearts!  Stop fighting among yourselves and put your fear in Allah!  The SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collections are a done deal! Once again, if I didn't review your work then it means that I didn't like your work. And if any designer featured my Natty as their exclusive model, the collection goes to the final round. Now may I present to you the best of this fabulous competition! The finalists for the SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection competition are

Alaia

Alexis Mabille

Andrew Gn

Chanel

Christian Siriano

Diesel

Gucci

Michael Kors Collection

Norma Kamali

Olivier Theyskens

Rodarte

Valentino

Versace

The girl with the Nietzsche moustache

 

Hi Natty!  How's it going today, Honey?  Is everything cool and you're having tons of fun?  I love you with all of my heart.  Please keep safe and healthy.  I'm doing OK over here.  It's a nice day, I got a good amount of sleep, and business was smooth.  Alhamdullilah.

That's one of my 7 kitties, Gunhilde!  She's the girl with the Nietzsche moustache!  She was totally ready for her photograph today, I got 5 perfect shots.  You can't see it from the photo but she hurt the left side of her snout, probably a claw from one of her family during a scuffle for snacks, which she made worse by poking at it.  I had to slap the Collar of Shame on her.  Is she as clever as Nietzsche was?  I've never known a cat that was smart enough not to lick or scratch its wound and make it worse.  But she managed to escape the Collar of Shame, now I can't find it anywhere.

Mary's outfit is:

:*BABY*: Sparkling Sky Lipstick

LAQ ~ Kira hair 2

Chop Zuey Couture Jewelry Le Petit Fleur Earrings

V.S VENERE SHOES

{Poeme} Blue Rose Beach Dress

Here are my picks from the Zimmermann SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Movie night

 

Hi Natty!  How are you today, Honey?  Is everything there super exciting for you?  I hope you are having tons of fun.  Please keep safe and healthy OK!  It's movie night!  Will you watch a movie with me?  "Zoolander" (2001).  What happened in 2001?  You were 6 years old, so you probably didn't pay much attention to a gang of those darned Arabs who hijacked some planes then flew them into some buildings.  I didn't watch this movie when it first came out, because male models don't interest me.  This movie reminds me more of 2004 during the first season of "The Apprentice" had commercials featuring Claudia Schiffer and I was out riding my bicycle in the Phoenix heat.  Wouldn't it be ironic if there were some influential fashion critic living at the Malaysian border where those sweatshops using child labor are supposed to be?

By the way, I'm almost done with the Spring 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collections!  Out of 268 designers, I have only 2 left to go.  So when I review Zuhair Murad I will list all the finalists, then announce the big winner the next day!  Are you excited?  Are you?  Are you?

Mary's outfit is:

FaiRodis Pearl Dreams necklace

JellyRoll - Erica Hair

Pure Poison - Artizan Cloud Pumps

Ulrica - Sexy Gown

Here are my picks from the Yohji Yamamoto SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Local flavor

 

Hi Natty!  How are you, Honey?  Is everything okay with you over there?  I hope you are having a marvelous time Mrs Global, and keeping safe and healthy.  I love you with all of my heart!  As you know, corporate food joints you are familiar with have taken hold locally here where I am.  Yeah it's still the sticks but I have absolutely no desire to travel anywhere, not even to shop.  So it's great for me that Starbucks and McDonald's are here.  The locals however have local taste buds, and the corporations try to come up with items on their menu that appeal to the locals.  I personally go to McDonald's for burgers and KFC for fried chicken but that's just me, maybe I'm a weirdo.  But I won't buy local flavor at those places when I can get them at a fifth of the price by the roadside.

I was at the supermarket yesterday and I noticed the Oreos you see above in the bargain bin, so I bought a pack.  I haven't tried them yet, I had some banana cake in my cookie bin to eat first to make room.  I'll have an Oreo right now...  Hmm...  Yes, it's nasty.  That's why it was in the bargain bin.  Why lychee and orange?  Why not just lychee?  At least the filling would be white, and familiar to look at.  It's going to take me a long time to finish these cookies.  You wanna try one, Honey?

Mary's outfit is:

Amy White and Pink String Panties by INSOLENCE

-FABIA- Mesh Hair < Aly>

CR - Enchant Earrings - Blue Topaz

FAVOR - SIRENA GOWN

Pure Poison - Shira Sandals

Here are my picks from the We11done SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Here are my picks from the Xuly.Bët SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection: