Announcement

 Hi Natty!  How are you today, my love?  I hope that all is well with you, and that you are enjoying yourself.  It's a lazy evening for me today.  I opted against doing any yard work, or anything productive, because I felt lazy.  Instead, I had an early dinner.  That too was lazy: I heated up some leftover fried noodles to go with my scrambled eggs.

I have an announcement to make, folks.  Tomorrow's show may be delayed, because I have to get my first vaccine dose.  I'm scheduled for the shot 2½ hours before showtime, but you never know.  I might get held for 4 hours in a stuffy and crowded room.  Or I might be dead.  You never know.  From Allah is our origin, and to Allah is our return.

What was that again?

 Hi Natty!  How are you,Honey?  I hope everything is OK with you over there.  I'm sorry about all the hot water splashing your way.  People are not happy that I chose you.  But people wouldn't be happy no matter who I choose.  Please forgive me.  Don't worry my love, everything will work out great for us inshaAllah. I love you with all of my heart.  I was sitting at the counter having lunch this afternoon while listening to the radio and minding my own business, "Hello Goodbye" by the Beatles was playing.  Adolf Kitler jumped onto my lap then curled up in my crotch.  Then he started thrashing about like a little tornado, so I had to get up and put him outside.  Of course I say goodbye when you say hello, Adolf.  You're a threat to both my crotch and my lunch.

So I sent a message to Elizabeth Fraser and politely asked her for the lyrics to "Frou-frou Foxes in Midsummer Fires" and "Lorelei".  I didn't expect any response from her, but Google responded by sending me the two videos above.  When Mary came in to work today, I told her that there are no lyrics to those songs, only noises that sound like words.  If she wanted to sing those songs, then she would just have to make up some babble that feels good to her, then blurt those out in the guise of words.  There's no way that she would be able to match Liz Fraser with those songs.  She's just going to have to try to out-Liz Liz.

What was that?

 Hi Natty!  How are you Honey?  All nice and relaxed?  Oh please don't worry, I love you with all my heart.  If you're thinking about our business, then it's all about learning how to relax.  You can help me out if you can.  I love Elizabeth Fraser, I think she's one of the most beautiful voices ever.  But I can't understand what she's saying, so I never made Mary sing any of her songs.  Now Mary wants to sing "Frou-frou Foxes in Midsummer Fires" and "Lorelei" even though she doesn't understand what Elizabeth is saying either.  So she told me to figure it out, and if I couldn't figure out what the words are then I must make them up.  What a bully!  I don't think I can do it though.  There are lyrics on Google, but it's so weird that I don't think the person who posted those lyrics knows what Elizabeth is saying either.   It's as if those lyrics were transcribed by a Mexican into Spanglish.  I don't idolize people and I don't ever want to be idolized so I've never given much of a shit to ever meeting any of my music influences.  But I would love to meet Elizabeth Fraser so I can ask for the lyrics to her songs.  I'm thinking she makes them vague on purpose so no one can karaoke her.  Can you figure the words out, Natty?  Sigh!

Dear Elizabeth Fraser, can I please have the lyrics to "Frou-frou Foxes in Midsummer Fires" and "Lorelei"?

Fixing a hole

 

Hi Natty!  How are today, Sweetheart?  Keeping calm and cool?  You're so cool!  That's why I love you so.  Oh, I'm tired!  I just spent the evening fixing a hole in my bathroom.  I had to do a little hammering in the wall.  Actually, I had to do a lot of hammering in the wall.  Well, it's not as fun as playing the drums.  I couldn't even keep a rhythm because my position was awkward.  The human body is quite awkward, unless you happen to be a contortionist.  I bet it would have been easy for you since you're a yoga guru, huh!  But I got it done, alhamdulillah.  I'm pretty beat though.  I didn't have time to cook dinner.  Fried noodles was on the menu, but I had to scrap that and just eat the roast beef I made the other day cold.  It was like eating beef jerky while riding a horse.  I'm a cowboy!  Yeehaw!  And you're my cowgirl.

Qur'an 20210722

 In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

183.  They said, "Allah took our promise not to believe in a messenger unless he showed us a sacrifice consumed by fire."  Say, "There came to you messengers before me with clear signs and even with what you ask for: why then did you slay them, if you speak the truth?"

(The Family of Imran 3:183)

Time

 

Hi Natty!  How are you feeling today?  I hope you are happy, and healthy.  I discovered a little trick today.  We all have things to do everyday, right?  I found that it was possible to rearrange my daily agenda to put myself in a better mood.  It takes a little compromise but hell, who can get away from that?  It's better than carrying around resentment and anger, and with 55 years of waiting around, there's a lot of that.  Again, rearrange or adjust your tasks to put yourself in a better mood.  Again, change what you have to do to uplift yourself and nurture your emotions.

I just got done with dinner and the sunset prayer.  I tried making a fry sauce today.  I made hot sauce in the morning, then I took half of that and added eggplant.  I thought that it could possibly make a good fry sauce.  Almost.  I put too much salt.  But fry sauce should be tomato or mayonnaise based, do you agree?  I need to do more research.  A neighbor was kind enough to give me some beef today.  If you didn't already know, the Hajj Eid was yesterday and the day after is the ritual sacrifice of livestock to give to the needy and community.  Usually there are many scavengers present during the ritual, but this year it's different because of the Covid.  Only those who are performing the worship can be present during the ritual.  But I got some beef anyway.  Alhamdulillah.

In my bedroom

 Hi Natty!  How are you, Honey?  Are you feeling lonely?  It's lonely at the top, you know.  I'm lonely too.  I'm lonely without you.  I want to be with you always, because I love you.  To have you here in my bedroom with me.  But are you always in my bedroom anyway?  I wonder...