Peace

Peace to you too, my love.  Pussycat.  I hope everything is going great for you, and that you are feeling great as well.  Oh, I have to mention how much I love those photos of you, Alessandra and Adriana in the back seat of the car/van.  Those are awfully short dresses.  Yeah, I know everyone wants to be serious right now, but I never promised to be absolutely serious.  Sometimes a good dose of silliness is necessary to lighten up the mood, so that's why I posted that "Dumb and Dumber" song.  Otherwise, I can be too damned serious.  Nothing special going on here today.  Just chores in the morning, and cutting grass at the graves of my grandparents in the evening.  Leftover fried rice for lunch, and lots of fry bread and curry for dinner.  When I get back from the mosque after posting this letter, I'll be making a batch of dough once I'm done logging in to Second Life.  I'll have to show you how to make dough someday.  You have to do it all the time to get good at it.

Hi Natty Honey!  Those vacation photos of yours definitely look real.  And that guy is right: only you can look good doing field work.  Ah, but to do it every day...  We all know you have the money to spend on travel, so go ahead and do it.  I suppose tea has some amount of caffeine in it, but only coffee gives me that jolt, and it has to be in certain amounts at certain times.  Have you noticed that if you drink too much coffee, it doesn't quite keep you awake anymore?  Maybe it depends on the person.  I love tea though.  I have to have my tea ice cold, but with no ice.  And the day has to be hot.

Mockingjay

Hi Scrapper!  How are you doing today?  Ready to take on the world again?  Well, you just take your time and take it easy.  You are MY girl, and I will take care of you inshaAllah.  What's cooking today?  Maybe you should have your gang post their favorite foods.  Food, glorious food!  I had cheeseburgers for dinner, and fried rice for lunch.  Yeah food budget is poor, so no fancy projects.  I used chicken liver as the meat in my fried rice.  Liver is strong in flavor, so it weighed down the fried rice a little.  But a chicken liver is small, so it wasn't bad.  With liver you have to use heavy seasoning, so I marinated the liver in salt and curry powder.  I have some leftover, should make a nice snack.  Want some?

Hi Natty Honey!  How's your vacation?  I read on Yahoo that millennia like to fake their vacation photos.  I guess they're too broke to really travel.  I just saw the entire "Hunger Games" series, well not "Mockingjay part one".   I really enjoyed it, great story.  Oh but it's so tough to be a movie star nowadays, when action and superhero flicks are the best sellers.  Gotta have that great body, and do lots of jumping and running around.  Not my bag, but I think it suits you though.  Don't you agree?  Make sure you are strict on your own safety OK?  I don't want anything bad to ever happen to you.

Shepherd's pie

Hi Honey!  How are you today?  Are you hungry?  What are you having for dinner?  For dinner, I'm having leftover curry with bread.  Nothing special.  But for lunch, I made shepherd's pie.  Shepherd's pie is usually meat and veggies with mash potato on top and baked, sometimes with cheese.  I thought about making shepherd's pie balls (like rice balls), but I kept it safe and made it in a pan.  I'm actually lactose intolerant, but I love cheese, and I can handle the homemade alfredo pasta I sometimes make.  I had a dream a couple of days ago that I blended mint and parsley in milk to make mash potato.  So that's what I did: I bought a kid's size box of milk, and blended mint and cilantro in milk (I didn't want to travel for the parsley).  I only used a little milk, then drank the rest.  The mash potato was awesome, the problem was that there wasn't enough of it.  I should have used a whole kilo of potatoes instead of half.  The shepherd's pie was OK, just needed more mashed potato.  But the combination of milk and ketchup (I shouldn't have eaten it with ketchup) turned the whole thing into Turbo-Lax.  Sigh.  Why can't I be wiser when I make and eat the stuff?  I'm going to have to try again.

Hey Natty Honey!  Are you having tons of fun?  You certainly look like it.  That vegetation is what the gorillas eat, I presume.  Do you like the jungle?  I suppose since you were on a mountain, there weren't that many bugs.  You may enjoy the jungle around here, but it's wet and hot.  My grandfather used to have an fruit orchard in the jungle which I used to go to, and stay overnight sometimes.  It's probably still there, but I have no interest in maintaining it.  Yes Honey, such a thing is a massive undertaking of labor, and I'm busy being a rock star.  That's the job given to me by Allah, and that is how I will sustain my family inshaAllah.  You are too beautiful to suffer the hardships of an outdoor life Natty, even though you have fun there sometimes.  But to do it all the time...  I just want to take care of you.  Have some shepherd's pie.  Don't eat it with ketchup.

The Hunger Games

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today?  I hope you are feeling nice and calm and happy, and that everything is running as smooth as silk for you.  I was going to make shepherd's pie today, but I've run out of time- it's already sunset.  I spent too much time running around for the ingredients.  Good thing shepherd's pie is within budget.  I had a dream about the mash potato recipe, too.  But it's already sunset, and I have to start on my night work.  Crammed schedule, you know you know.  I'm not hungry, though.  I made a couple of cheeseburgers instead, that's quick and easy.  Want one?

Hi Natty Honey!  How's African food?  It sure looks like "Gorillas In The Mist" there.  Oh, that movie was depressing though.  I sure hope you don't pursue a career as a selfless naturalist, honorable though it be.  It would be impossible for me to protect you.  Africa is already out of my reach of any influence.  You need God's help for that kind of work.  I saw "The Hunger Games" for the first time today.  Hey, that's your big brother!  He sure looks young.  He makes a pretty good bad guy.  Oh no, I'm not asking you to watch it too.  You've probably already seen it a million times.

It's nice to have your own gang

Hi Honey!  How are you?  I'm guessing that both your mind and body are very active right now, which is good.  It's so hard for us to not let our emotions bog us down.  I'm still brooding about things that happened decades ago, but I don't let it get in the way of my mission.  Keep on trekkin'.  What's for dinner?  My food budget is poor right now, so no fancy projects, just eat to survive.  Which makes my tummy very happy with me, since I'm sticking to the basics.  I've been absorbing nearly all my food with very little poop, and whatever poop I do have is dark and solid.  For dinner, I had a left over curry pup and fries with ketchup.  Frozen fries, which I fried up.  I can't seem to get home fries done good enough, frozen fries are always better.  It's not just the potato, but the due process which I haven't mastered yet.  I see our Internet relationship has changed since the year began.  I'm not really talking to you, but to you and your gang.  The VS Angels have 2 major phases, I think.  1999 was when a bunch of supermodels got together to model lingerie, and it was a big Internet hit.  There are 2 main Angel mobs: the 2005 Angel mob and the 2010 Angel mob.  No more after that.  Do you and your gang agree with me?  I have no gang.  I have no friends.  I'm a loner.  Always have been.

Hi Natty Honey!  Did you enjoy your birthday?  I've never been to Africa.  You must be on a photo location of some sort, because I don't think Africa is big on fashion.  What African nation would pay for high fashion?  Watch the money trail.  Africa must be very exciting for you.  Did your twin brother join you for your birthday?  I'll have to admit that I am more worried about your twin brother than I be concerned about your big brother.  I've lost a girlfriend's twin brother before.  We are human and therefore we are limited creatures and do the same things over and over again, and the same things happen over and over again, that's how history repeats itself.  Tell your twin Happy Birthday for me, and that I advise him to beware of his male peers.

Happy Birthday Natty

Tagged

Aah!  I'm short on time right now, so please forgive me if I sound hurried.  Instagram recently put an option on my screen labeled "tagged", so when I clicked on that option, I was pleased to see many posts of yours.  Well not necessarily yours, I'm guessing that other people are helping you with the content on your site.  It's still a form of expression, and it shows how many people love you.  I love you, you are MY girl, and I want nothing but the best for you.  It's been a tough year for you, but it looks like you are back in business as well you should be, because the business options for you are tremendous, so please make lots of money for yourself and do it in the way that is easy on your precious heart.

Natty Honey, I think it's too late for new models on the 2018 VS fashion show.  I certainly don't run the affair, but I do have a little bit of knowledge on the dynamics of the business mashaAllah.  If you ever get the job then great, but don't try to get the job.  The VS fashion show lost its star making power in 2014 when Erin left the show.  Which means that in order to be in the show, you already have to be a star.  Which means that you don't need to be on the show.  You can stick to projects that are more satisfying and more dignified for you.

What are words for, anyway?  Let's dance!