Friday, August 4, 2017

Jealousy

Chemical warfare is certainly horrifying, but nowadays it has come to a "personal street war" situation.  Attacks with acid and other corrosive liquids became popular in Asia, and is now picking up momentum in the West.  Since you are so beautiful, this kind of danger especially affects you.  Dressing modestly (as the Islamic dress code) reduces the possibility of anyone paying attention to you, but since you are conditionally averse to this and since you live in the Public Eye, it is necessary that you prepare yourself for the possibility of an acid attack.  Carry a large bag and wear shades to shield yourself if you can, and always carry water to at least buy you some time to find a faucet.  Never take for granted that you have a high profile, no matter how humble you feel you are.

 
 
 
 
 


Thursday, August 3, 2017

Aw

Ah!  It's nice to you active and vigilant.  It feels good to feel good, huh?  I hope your team(s) win big this year.  I'm sorry I'm not as fanatical as you with sports but that's why you're so marketable, my American Princess.  Please remember not to endorse any gangs, no matter who and how powerful the mob boss is.  Endorse NO gangs.

Aw Natty, don't worry so much.  I want you to relax and enjoy your life and career.  And if you have extra love to give, then go ahead and give it to those who need it.  Just don't give yourself away.  And remember that you are MY girl, so don't give any love at all to men other than your family.  You're just too darn pretty.

Aw Pina, you're not hungry?  But you have all that delicious food in front of you!  That's not like you.  Well, I'm sure it's just a temporary condition.  We all have emotions and believe it or not, they can be controlled.  So please know that you are loved by many people.  Have fun being a businessPien.
 
 
 

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Aw

Ah easy sailing right now, my independent Queen?  I hope the move was nice and smooth for you.  It seems you had some choice buddies to help you out.  I never had an easy time moving.  Maybe it's different for guys, maybe it's because I'm a loner, maybe it's because I'm a slob.  I don't know.  I could do without moving ever again.  InshaAllah.  The rain has been coming down everyday, right now everything is grey, from this house I cannot get away, I went to get some scallions and lime just now and was caught in a wet melee.  I like the cool weather.  I love it nice and cool.

Aw Natty, I understand you want to keep all your friends.  I had few friends throughout my life, and I wasn't able to keep them.  Some of them were put off by the intense lack of privacy of my life, others passed away.  I still hang out with them in my dreams, and there we even work together.  We can't look after all of our friends, especially when they have no desire to look after themselves.  My concern is to look after you.  And the world is on my shoulders, but I do it for love.  All the recent stress has had an effect on your tummy.  Please drink lots of water.

Aw Pina, whether or not life is hard, we still get lonely.  I wish I had my wife with me now, but I don't want her to suffer on my account.  I must pay to make sure she lives well.  And life is going well right now, isn't it?  Tropical islands, good food... and you are such a beautiful girl.  Life is good right now, so please give thanks to God.  Alhamdulillah.
 
 


Tuesday, August 1, 2017

You can't save everyone

Wow, boobies!  Anyway, so don't even try.  You can't save people who don't want to be saved.  One has to be of a temperament to believe before he/she believes, and that is God's Will.  Do you remember how much you resisted stepping up and "raising your game"?  So just leave them alone.  Let them snort cocaine until their eyes pop out.  Leave them to smoke 5 cigarettes in their mouth, one cigarette in each nostril, and one cigarette in each ear if they want to.  Just leave them alone.

Did you get that, Natty?  You can't save everybody!

Aw, Pina you just need love...  Well you're beautiful, so relax and enjoy.

Check out this jumbo shrimp!  This freshwater shrimp grows wild, usually in the southern states.  But this one was caught locally!  You can gauge the size of this jumbo shrimp by the newspaper it's resting on.  It can be farmed, but this one was caught wild.  With a shrimp this huge, you have to eat the head.  No, don't crunch on the shell!  Eat the soft parts in the head, like the brains.  Don't be squeamish!  The flavor is awesome!  Well no, I don't know what it tastes like, I've never had it: this is someone else's shrimp.  I'm sure it tastes like shrimp.  When I get some of this shrimp for us inshaAllah, I'm going to stuff the head with cream cheese and cook it in hot sauce.



Qur'an 20170802

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

23.  But if any reject faith, let not his rejection grieve you.  To Us is their return, and We shall tell them the truth of their deeds, for Allah knows well all that is in hearts.

24.  We grant them their pleasure for a little while.  In the end shall We drive them to a chastisement unrelenting.

25.  If you ask them Who it is that created the heavens and the earth, they will certainly say, "Allah."  Say, "Praise be to Allah."  But most of them understand not.

Luqman  31:23-25
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Monday, July 31, 2017

Same old normal

Yeah, it's just the same old average day.  How's the move going?  I hope everything is easy for you.  I have always hated moving, myself.  Now that I'm older, I just want to plant my roots deep and be like a grand old tree.  InshaAllah.  It's been raining a lot lately.  I bought my dinner last night at the night market.  Just some fried chicken and some fish sausage.  The cats love it when I buy that stuff.  Snack time!  I just give them the soft rib bones and tail gristle.  They love that stuff.  It's been a while since I made my own fried chicken.  Since everybody else makes it, I don't bother in making it myself.  So if I have the money, I just buy it.  I usually only cook to save money or to eat what others can't make or to experiment.  My experiments lately have been experiments in purity.  Like that marinara sauce I made the other day to go with my tofu.  Health food!  Mostly because my stomach is so sensitive.

Hey Natty, you absolutely gorgeous babe!  Being in the city kind of dilutes your impact, since there's so many people there and you keep your distance from them.  I pity the boys on campus, who have to gaze upon how hot you are and try to pay attention to the lecturer at the same time.  Sexy face.

Pina, it almost seems like you are shooting propaganda photos for the Greek Orthodox Church.  Beautiful shot, though.  While you are in Amsterdam, please eat a herring for me.  One for you, and one for me.  Take a snapshot of it!

Sunday, July 30, 2017

Hello

Not much going on here right now.  Just waiting for the sun to come up.  I'm sleepy, but if I tried to go back to sleep I would probably just toss and turn.  Maybe I should eat something?  There's some watermelon in the cooler, and I just bought a whole bunch of fresh tofu.  I made a variation of marinara sauce yesterday, just as an experiment but mostly because I didn't want to go to the supermarket.  It's been raining a lot lately.  It's a blend of chilli and onion puree, fresh basil and tomatoes.  Turned out quite lovely.  No need for salt or pepper.  It was a perfect match with a block of fresh tofu.  Health food!  I think I'll have a tofu omelet later.