Public Service Announcement

You have such beautiful skin, with your freckles and all.  I hope you take great care in not letting any nasty bugs bite you, so please take loving care of your body.  Mosquitoes are probably the most dangerous living creatures on the planet, and they are everywhere.  I'm sure you have heard of dengue fever.  The Ministry of Health here goes crazy over dengue.  Yesterday evening, a truck drove to and fro on the main street blasting through loudspeakers that they were about to do a spraydown because a case of dengue was diagnosed in the area.  They instructed people to shut the windows and open the doors then stay outside while they spray.  And it was a huge cloud of bug spray, too.  But they didn't come my way.

I had to vacate my little house as well.  I had to take my precious cats outside, then wait for them to come and spray (even though they didn't).  Luca and Doutzen had never been outside in their entire lives, so the ordeal was a great shock to them.  I kept them in a cage made out a shopping cart, while mama cat Floofy stayed in her basket.  Floofy and Luca kept their cool, but Doutzen is currently in heat, so she began to freak out and beat up her sister.  No she didn't hurt her thank God, but this made me decide that I will have to implement emergency drills with you all inshaAllah.  Life isn't supposed to be easy, so there will always be some sort of emergency.

Natty, while you visit the Middle East, I need you to remember this important thing: the Antichrist (in Arabic is known as the "Dajjal") has to appear first, before Jesus Christ (peace be on him) reappears.

Pina, you look so much better now that you are back home.  Your family all look like Burgers.  I will take it for granted that you will give up alcohol by the time we marry inshaAllah.  Right now, I can't even afford one wife let alone three.

Hello my love

How are you feeling today?  I pray that you are feeling healthy and confident, and are getting lots of rest.  Nothing much to report today, honey.  I just came back from paying my power and Internet bill.  I don't have a bank account, so I pay it in cash.  I recently lost my grass cuter, so I that's why I've been doing all that digging.  One has to be patient when digging, to make sure the entire root of the weed is extracted.  It's good exercise yeah, but I'm not motivated to work out even though I know I should.  That's the trouble with manual labor I think: it's both never enough and too much.

Hey Natty, do you like to kiss?  I love to kiss a beautiful girl, because she's so beautiful and it's very arousing.  I've seen your pictures of your duck-facing, but it doesn't mean that you enjoy kissing.

Qur'an 20170607

In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.

213.  So call not on any other god with Allah, or you will be among those under the Penalty.

214.  And admonish your nearest kinsmen.

215.  And lower your wing to the believers who follow you.

216.  Then if they disobey you say, "I am free from what you do!"

217.  And put your trust on the Exalted in Might, the Merciful.

The Poets 26:213-217
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Oh Ramadan

Wow Erin, I really love that photo.  You are so beautiful.  You are so beautiful to me.  I want to start using those cosmetics, so I can be beautiful too.  How are you feeling, my dearest?  I hope you are not letting the crowd bring you down.  It's getting rather crowded around here.  While this is still a village, there are more people here during Ramadan.  Everyday there are many stalls selling food at the crossroads, and a throng of people buy their dinner there.  Especially those coming home from their 9 to 5 jobs.  I haven't bought anything there yet this year because I prefer my own cooking, but I did buy some squid at the night market there last night.  Fried calamari!  But not last night.  Last night I had fish curry with rice.  Quite good, actually.

Now don't fret, Natty.  It's just that you are so beautiful, of course guys are going to go crazy over you.  Walking around campus isn't like walking the streets: people get to see you close up.  Then they go "Wow!  She's incredible!"  Then they look at your bedroom photos, become sexually aroused, and covet you more.  I guess you might as well be a professional model.  Just be careful with those boys from campus, OK?

Yes that's a beautiful photo of you, Pina.  I remember when I saw some earlier photos of you, when you looked so thin.  I thought that they purposely made you starve, so that your hardship would bring out your dark side, which to them is more interesting to photograph.

Hello darling

How are you feeling today, my beautiful love?  I hope you taking it easy and enjoying life, and the high position given to you, and your beautiful home.  Sure life isn't perfect, but there's always something to enjoy within the difficulty, right?  I like to chill out in the A/C, and play with my dolly.  Among other things, of course.  Which is what I will be doing after I complete this letter.  Oh, some naked guy was standing right where I was dancing today, and blocking my way!  Gross!

Aw Natty, you're so pretty.  I was thinking that those bedroom photos may not be such a blessing to you, because they can make a guy very horny.  And those college boys are horny to begin with.  It is an interesting approach to incorporate that bedroom look into your daily style.  Why not go out in that outfit?  It's nice and baggy, yet still way sexy.  And cute.

Pina, are you still yakking up a storm about your great adventure in Fantasyland?  I have news for you, little girl: the world is Fantasyland.  God is everywhere.

 

 

 

 

 

Just a lot of rain

Nothing much to report today Sweetheart, just a lot of rain.  When it rains around here, it usually rains in the evening.  But in the past couple of days, it's been raining in the early morning, right after the dawn prayer.  That means that the nights are extra humid, and I was sweltering all last night.  I had to turn on the A/C.  I heat up really easily.  You most likely don't like the cold I'm sure, but I despise the heat.  I think it's going to be a tug of war over the A/C remote in our bedroom, honey.  Either that, or I'll have to go to a different room where I can keep it nice and cold.  Either that, or you cling onto me like a baby monkey clinging onto its mother so you can share my body heat.

Hey Natty, how are those studies coming along?  Please do me proud, and do well at school OK?

The Cat That Opens Doors

Yeah, Floofy has learned how to open my bedroom door.  She jumps up onto the door handle and hangs on, while her hind legs provide momentum to push the door open.  Imagine my dismay one day when I came home to find Doutzen the naughty kitty peeking out of my bedroom.  I was relieved to find no evidence of pee in there.  However there happens to be a locking latch inside the room, so Floofy can't open the door while I'm inside.  Ha!  Gotcha!  Go ahead and meow all you want, you're not getting in!

In other cat news, I steamed a fish for the predawn meal!  Yea, I bought a big old scad a couple of days ago, and took off the head and tail.  It wasn't the biggest scad at the market, but big enough to make a full meal for me.  I had some baby coconut meat left over from making baby coconut juice for my Mom, so I had blended that into a mulch.  Then I mixed in some Siamese hot sour soup mix (Tom Yam) and anchovy bouillon, then stuffed and rubbed the fish with it.  I had harvested a couple of whole basil plants and washed them thoroughly, then placed the basil in the hot steamer, and separated the basil from the fish with a grille.  No side dishes.  Just the fish, ma'am.  Delicious!  Alhamdulillah.

Natty, you always get me with those bedroom eyes.