Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Hey there

Hi Erin darling!  You're looking great, my love.  It's nice to see you with a light heart again.  I hope your plans are coming along smoothly.  Please keep safe, pray, and have fun OK?  I love you.

Hi Nat!  You beautiful little sweetheart!  You better watch out, because when you post those sexy photos of yourself you make me want to squeeze you!  Even that baggy right eye is unbearably cute.  It makes me go nuts!  Did you need me for something, by the way?  I'm getting the feeling that you need me for some reason.  Well, you're doing absolutely great you gorgeous girl you, so don't worry OK?  If you need me for whatever, just post it OK?  I'm always with you.

Piene, what's in that drink?

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

What is Islam?

When prophet Muhammad (peace be on him) was alive, there was only one Islam.  After his passing there came many cults and understandings of Islam, but this is not what prophet Muhammad (peace be on him) taught or practiced, so simple logic concludes that these many cults and understandings are not Islam.

People tend to group all cults of Islam as Islam itself, but that is as stupid as calling the Ku Klux Klan or the Kool Aid cult as Christianity.  No, the only Islam is what was practiced by prophet Muhammad (peace be on him).  He called it Islam, not Sunni.

But that was over 1400 years ago.  How can we practice a religion as it was practiced 1400 years ago, when camels have become cars, tents have become skyscrapers, and sight has become television?  It is the Qur'an that is unchanged since then, so if we live the Qur'an then we come closest to practicing Islam as it was practiced by prophet Muhammad (peace be on him).

Cults live bits and pieces of the Qur'an as to what is convenient for them, but that is false worship.  For example, one must ask God for intercession, not prophet Muhammad (peace be on him).

Not even prophet Muhammad (peace be on him) assumed he knew everything there is to know about the Qur'an.  God guides whom God wills.  But it is safe to assume that those who study the Qur'an daily and act according to its instructions is closest to living the Qur'an.

The first written Qur'an is the one compiled by Uthman, a disciple of prophet Muhammad (peace be on him) and the third leader after the passing of the prophet, which is the same Qur'an we use today.  Incidentally, the first cult emerged right after the murder of Uthman, killed while he was reading the Qur'an.

Bamboo shoot curry

Nothing much going on today, dearest hearts.  My food budget still sucks, but I was able to make some bamboo shoot curry this morning.  Tastes awesome!  Alhamdulillah.  I pray you all are keeping safe, and eating properly.  Piene, please make sure you eat properly!

The Boss instructs me to stay away from the disco for a week, so don't look for me there.  Have fun at whatever it is you're doing, and please pray.






Monday, September 19, 2016

Erin, you're looking rather pleased with yourself

and it's making you look absolutely great.  Are you thinking of going to college?  I think it's a great idea.  It would give you something to do while I get my shit together.  Just promise me that whatever major you take that you will fear Allah, and please don't generate toxic waste.  I hate toxic waste.  And please don't forget our love and the man who gives his life to build you a house.

Hi beautiful Nat!  College Queen!  Are you studying hard?  Please do well at school and make me proud.  My source tells me that the money is starting to roll in for you.  I'm not going to take any of your earnings, Sweetie.  Just save it all up and try not to consume interest.  I would like you to start thinking of a real estate investment whenever you can afford it.  A place to stay in your home town.  Canada, not America.

Piene, are you having fun?  You're looking much better than your portfolio photos.  I hope you eat properly.

You all may be pleased to know that I managed to get a bouncing boob animation for my avatar.  Thanks Kitty!  You can't tell from these still pictures, but my boobs bounce when I dance now.  The effect works better for some tops over others, like a tank top over a tube top.








Sunday, September 18, 2016

Qur'an 20160919

129.  But if they turn away say, "Allah suffices me.  There is no God but God.  On God is my trust, God the Lord of the Throne Supreme."

(The Repentance 9:129)
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Be cool, baby

Everything will be OK inshaAllah.





Saturday, September 17, 2016

It's not easy being beautiful

But you do it with flair!  Erin honey, if those photos you posted are current, then it looks like you're having fun.  You might as well have some fun, right?  Put your fear in Allah, and have some fun in the meanwhile.

Nat, I don't want you to give up your education.  But campus grounds are not known for being safe havens for young women walking alone.  You can't expect to be a famous model and have the relative safety of being a nobody student.  The two cannot exist at the same time!  Do you understand?  If you have night classes, I want you to drop them.  Day classes only!  Be especially wary of groups of men.  Don't go near them, don't befriend them.

Piene, how's the drink?  I hope it's non-alcoholic.