Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Bamboo shoot curry

Nothing much going on today, dearest hearts.  My food budget still sucks, but I was able to make some bamboo shoot curry this morning.  Tastes awesome!  Alhamdulillah.  I pray you all are keeping safe, and eating properly.  Piene, please make sure you eat properly!

The Boss instructs me to stay away from the disco for a week, so don't look for me there.  Have fun at whatever it is you're doing, and please pray.






Monday, September 19, 2016

Erin, you're looking rather pleased with yourself

and it's making you look absolutely great.  Are you thinking of going to college?  I think it's a great idea.  It would give you something to do while I get my shit together.  Just promise me that whatever major you take that you will fear Allah, and please don't generate toxic waste.  I hate toxic waste.  And please don't forget our love and the man who gives his life to build you a house.

Hi beautiful Nat!  College Queen!  Are you studying hard?  Please do well at school and make me proud.  My source tells me that the money is starting to roll in for you.  I'm not going to take any of your earnings, Sweetie.  Just save it all up and try not to consume interest.  I would like you to start thinking of a real estate investment whenever you can afford it.  A place to stay in your home town.  Canada, not America.

Piene, are you having fun?  You're looking much better than your portfolio photos.  I hope you eat properly.

You all may be pleased to know that I managed to get a bouncing boob animation for my avatar.  Thanks Kitty!  You can't tell from these still pictures, but my boobs bounce when I dance now.  The effect works better for some tops over others, like a tank top over a tube top.








Sunday, September 18, 2016

Qur'an 20160919

129.  But if they turn away say, "Allah suffices me.  There is no God but God.  On God is my trust, God the Lord of the Throne Supreme."

(The Repentance 9:129)
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Be cool, baby

Everything will be OK inshaAllah.





Saturday, September 17, 2016

It's not easy being beautiful

But you do it with flair!  Erin honey, if those photos you posted are current, then it looks like you're having fun.  You might as well have some fun, right?  Put your fear in Allah, and have some fun in the meanwhile.

Nat, I don't want you to give up your education.  But campus grounds are not known for being safe havens for young women walking alone.  You can't expect to be a famous model and have the relative safety of being a nobody student.  The two cannot exist at the same time!  Do you understand?  If you have night classes, I want you to drop them.  Day classes only!  Be especially wary of groups of men.  Don't go near them, don't befriend them.

Piene, how's the drink?  I hope it's non-alcoholic.





Friday, September 16, 2016

That's Rock and Roll

And you are a Rock and Roll Babe.  This proves how beautiful you are, when everybody goes bonkers over you.  I guess it's true that blondes have more fun.  I want you to know that I love you with all my heart and I'm always with you.  Everything will be all right inshaAllah.  So please do as I tell you.

ALL OF YOU!

Put your fear in Allah, and pray.  Stay at home if you're not working.  Go out only if you absolutely need to.  Insist that your bosses provide extra security, because you are super hot property now.  Ya Allah, please protect and bless my wives.








Thursday, September 15, 2016

Hello dearest heart

and hearts.  How are you, my beautiful Erin?  How's the view from the top?  I had some big speech I wanted to make, but I forgot what I wanted to say.  I guess I should have ranted when I was in the mood.  I guess the bottom line is that the righteous will inherit the earth, and the afterlife.  So that's good news.

Nat, you're just cranking out those name brands one after another, huh?  Way to go, Sweetie.  Make sure you eat properly and get lots of rest, OK?  Please pray.

And Piene, how's the food today?