In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
3. The unbelievers say, "Never to us will come the Hour." Say, "No! But most surely by my Lord, it will come upon you, by God who knows the unseen, from Whom is not hidden the least little atom in the heavens or on earth, nor is there anything less than that, or greater, but is in a Record Perspicuous."
4. That God may reward those who believe and work deeds of righteousness: for such is Forgiveness, and a Sustenance most Generous.
5. But those who strive against Our Signs, to frustrate them- for such will be a Penalty- a Punishment most humiliating.
6. And those to whom Knowledge has come see that this sent down to you from your Lord- that is the Truth, and that it guides to the Path of the Exalted, Worthy of all praise.
Sheba 34:3-6
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No! But most surely by my Lord, it will come upon you, by God who knows the unseen, from Whom is not hidden the least little atom in the heavens or on earth: nor is there anything less than that, or greater, but is in a Record Perspicuous.
Friday, May 25, 2012
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Letter to Julia 20120524
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello there, my beloved lady Julia. It's still the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show marathon on Shadowplay TV. I have complete faith that you are staying busy, and that business is or will get better and better for you. Please remember that the goal of our marriage is to slow down, love each other, and raise a family. Don't feel bad if you feel you are being left behind, for you are not: for I will come for you, insyaAllah. There's no beating God's timetable, so you might as well slow down, and take good loving care of yourself.
Please remember not to show yourself off, please cover yourself up in public, you and all Muslim women. so please take your role with all due seriousness. You are my princess, and I love you dearly.
Hello there, my beloved lady Julia. It's still the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show marathon on Shadowplay TV. I have complete faith that you are staying busy, and that business is or will get better and better for you. Please remember that the goal of our marriage is to slow down, love each other, and raise a family. Don't feel bad if you feel you are being left behind, for you are not: for I will come for you, insyaAllah. There's no beating God's timetable, so you might as well slow down, and take good loving care of yourself.
Please remember not to show yourself off, please cover yourself up in public, you and all Muslim women. so please take your role with all due seriousness. You are my princess, and I love you dearly.
Qur'an 20120524
63. Humans ask you concerning the Hour. Say, "The knowledge thereof is with Allah." And what will make you understand? Perchance the Hour is nigh!
The Confederates 33:63
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The knowledge thereof is with Allah.
Monday, May 21, 2012
Letter to Julia 20120522
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello beloved Julia, my lady. I'm still watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show marathon on Shadowplay TV, so obviously I'm quite busy. I finally went to sleep at 12:30am, when at about 2am my compound was invaded by an army of small children. A whole gaggle of them! It would be difficult for you to understand the great activity occuring around here right now, because you are destined to lag behind. But you are still my wife insyaAllah, and I want you, and I love you, so I will come and get you when the money comes. InsyaAllah.
Meanwhile, please try not to speak face to face with people who want things from you.
Hello beloved Julia, my lady. I'm still watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show marathon on Shadowplay TV, so obviously I'm quite busy. I finally went to sleep at 12:30am, when at about 2am my compound was invaded by an army of small children. A whole gaggle of them! It would be difficult for you to understand the great activity occuring around here right now, because you are destined to lag behind. But you are still my wife insyaAllah, and I want you, and I love you, so I will come and get you when the money comes. InsyaAllah.
Meanwhile, please try not to speak face to face with people who want things from you.
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Letter to Julia 20120521
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hi Julia, my love! How are you feeling? Shadowplay TV has been playing nothing but Victoria's Secret Fashion Shows lately, so I'm starting to walk like a model. Don't you agree that Adriana looks better today than she did 7 years ago? She shouldn't call herself "The Goddess", though. Allah is the One Who has power to give sustenance, so seek sustenance from Allah, and worship Allah.
As for you, I can't get enough of you. I want to marry you! I love you, Julia.
Hi Julia, my love! How are you feeling? Shadowplay TV has been playing nothing but Victoria's Secret Fashion Shows lately, so I'm starting to walk like a model. Don't you agree that Adriana looks better today than she did 7 years ago? She shouldn't call herself "The Goddess", though. Allah is the One Who has power to give sustenance, so seek sustenance from Allah, and worship Allah.
As for you, I can't get enough of you. I want to marry you! I love you, Julia.
Friday, May 18, 2012
Letter to Julia 20120519
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
YOOOOOLIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!
Hey love, I'm not a prophet, I'm no angel. I've been to the depths of hell doing rock and roll business, but Allah kept me alive. Allah chose me to do this work and purified me from the past, how could I say no to that? But I can't guide everyone I love. God guides whom God wills.
But my wife is not like other women. Most people know who you are and what you are doing, whether you can see them or not. My God, I get reports of when and what you are grooming! No, I didn't ask for that knowledge, but my wife is not like other women. Most people know who you are and what you signify. You must try to stay quietly inside your home unless you are forced to go out, and maintain regular prayers and regular charity. You cannot make a display of yourself anymore. Yes, you have business commitments, but other than that, do not show yourself off. Do not speak frivolously, for you can make someone fall in obsession easily. Please take your role and the effect you have on others very seriously. God intends to make you clean and spotless.
YOOOOOLIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!
Hey love, I'm not a prophet, I'm no angel. I've been to the depths of hell doing rock and roll business, but Allah kept me alive. Allah chose me to do this work and purified me from the past, how could I say no to that? But I can't guide everyone I love. God guides whom God wills.
But my wife is not like other women. Most people know who you are and what you are doing, whether you can see them or not. My God, I get reports of when and what you are grooming! No, I didn't ask for that knowledge, but my wife is not like other women. Most people know who you are and what you signify. You must try to stay quietly inside your home unless you are forced to go out, and maintain regular prayers and regular charity. You cannot make a display of yourself anymore. Yes, you have business commitments, but other than that, do not show yourself off. Do not speak frivolously, for you can make someone fall in obsession easily. Please take your role and the effect you have on others very seriously. God intends to make you clean and spotless.
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Letter to Julia 20120517
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
I was just exaggerating about not receiving any page views of my love letters to you: of course I have faith in your love blessed by Allah. I just wanted to see the reaction of the crowd. If it is the Will of Allah that I surround and smother you in order to reach you, then it will be so. Do know that it is mandatory for me that I teach you the Qur'an as I intend to marry you. I know I babble sometimes because I don't want to be too heavy, so please forgive me, and may Allah forgive me. I've been writing everyday lately because I've had to go clubbing everyday lately, so I might as well write to you at the same time. It seems that I have to ride the Hand of God in order to reach you. My personal conflict is that I want to be as gentle to you as I would handle a baby bird, and the Hand of God can give a very painful spanking. Perhaps the mistake is mine. Perhaps I've simply been talking too much.
Anyway, if you have been keeping track, Allah has made the actions of the unbelievers unprofitable to them. The people of faith who observed this became more zealous and obedient in their duty to God when they realized what was spoken beforehand regarding the matter was true, unlike the people who watched and sought news from a distance, and would fight but little if they were to be in our midst.
And to copy prophet Muhammad (peace be on him), let me say that if all you want is material wealth and the life of this world, then come to me! I will provide for your enjoyment, then set you free in a handsome manner. But if you seek Allah and God's messenger, and the home of the Hereafter, verily Allah has provided for the well-doers among you a great reward.
I was just exaggerating about not receiving any page views of my love letters to you: of course I have faith in your love blessed by Allah. I just wanted to see the reaction of the crowd. If it is the Will of Allah that I surround and smother you in order to reach you, then it will be so. Do know that it is mandatory for me that I teach you the Qur'an as I intend to marry you. I know I babble sometimes because I don't want to be too heavy, so please forgive me, and may Allah forgive me. I've been writing everyday lately because I've had to go clubbing everyday lately, so I might as well write to you at the same time. It seems that I have to ride the Hand of God in order to reach you. My personal conflict is that I want to be as gentle to you as I would handle a baby bird, and the Hand of God can give a very painful spanking. Perhaps the mistake is mine. Perhaps I've simply been talking too much.
Anyway, if you have been keeping track, Allah has made the actions of the unbelievers unprofitable to them. The people of faith who observed this became more zealous and obedient in their duty to God when they realized what was spoken beforehand regarding the matter was true, unlike the people who watched and sought news from a distance, and would fight but little if they were to be in our midst.
And to copy prophet Muhammad (peace be on him), let me say that if all you want is material wealth and the life of this world, then come to me! I will provide for your enjoyment, then set you free in a handsome manner. But if you seek Allah and God's messenger, and the home of the Hereafter, verily Allah has provided for the well-doers among you a great reward.
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