Sunday, November 20, 2011

Letter to Julia 20111121

So, this old soldier remains a soldier. In the past I probably would have felt despair at my still having to fight, but today there is so much evil saturated into the entertainment business that I would feel wrong if I didn't give their shit back to them. InsyaAllah, all their routines and formulas will become unprofitable, or great losses, and they become the object of drama in a reality series.

Then there's my princess. Our love is spiritual, y'know? I fight towards you for our sacred love, for the glory of Allah. We simply must not allow ourselves to be oppressed, can we? You are my girl, Julia. Of course I love you.

Friday, November 18, 2011

Letter to Julia 20111119

Today, I have been thinking about the chains that bind you, about your imprisonment. It is your work that imprisons you. Do you feel like a prisoner? What is it that makes us normal? It is the drive to find happiness, in love and marriage. But you are MY girl, I am the one one wishes to marry you. Therefore, you are sucked into the matrix that is my life. We can only be where Allah puts us, so really I'm not to blame, insyaAllah. Or would you rather be a prisoner, and not know it? Ignorance is not bliss in matters of oppression. One would only drive to jump off a skyscraper with diamonds around the neck.

But you don't worry so much about it, because you get to be the princess, and wait for this knight in armor of shadow to come release you, and we will live happily ever after together, insyaAllah. We are pawns in a play unfolding itself, which is Judgement Day, so let us be servants of Allah. So pray.

Thus, this is a historical situation, where those that Allah has granted affluence and power use their gifts to commit oppression. We all have some bad habits, but don't you agree that affluence and power amplify those bad habits to an nth degree? People with disregard and disrespect for God do get their dues in this life as well as the hereafter. Hitler was a pagan and a loser with an agenda of revenge, but what good will revenge against Hitler do now? It will only serve to harm the innocent. Again, we all have bad habits, but we can focus on eliminating the worst of our deeds, and pray for good instead of evil. For if we revert to evil, then Allah will make history repeat itself.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Letter to Julia 20111117

Hi there, you sexy thing! You better had be modest and hide your beauty, because you are so gorgeous. Yeah, it's true that i want you all to myself, because you're MY girl. But we have to be patient, my love. As Muslims, if there's anything that we want, or any help that we need, then we have to ask Allah for it with prayer, and be patient and persevering. And I want you. My beloved Julia.

Now Julia, the supernatural is actually quite simple to understand, and once you do understand the supernatural, then you will know the correct place to put your fear. There is not one, but two dominant races on Earth. The first is the human race, made of earth and water. The second is the jinn race, made of fire. Not all jinns are bad or evil, kind of like that not all ghosts are bad or evil, and not all humans are bad or evil. There are jinns that worship Allah, and they pray, and do good deeds. Then there are jinns that trick and torment humans, especially the humans that have incorrect faith. Satan is a member of the jinn race. When God created Adam, the first human, Satan refused to bow to Adam when God ordered him to, because Satan felt himself superior to humans. God banished Satan, and Satan vowed to destroy Adam and all humans. Satan then tricked Adam and Eve to eat of the forbidden tree, and God banished both the human and the jinn races to Earth until Judgement Day. Satan was granted respite by God even though Satan swore to destroy all humans, but God will save those who are faithful to and guided by God. So, put your fear in Allah. It's easy for skeptics to be tricked by illusions and audio-visual hallucinations caused by variations of thermal energy because of their arrogance in their perceived human superiority, but YOU put your fear in God. You do not follow Satan and his cohorts, when he whispers into your thoughts and emotions. And do not say things about Allah that you do not understand.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Letter to Julia 20111115

Well, it's about time that I cooked up those ribs I got from the Eid sacrifice. I should have boiled them, but I thought that pan-frying them twice would loosen the meat enough. So, I fried them once until the meat was cooked, then I put barbecue sauce on them then stuck them in the cooler to marinade. Then I fried them again in butter, adding more barbecue sauce and blackening them each time I turned them, which was about 4-5 times. I would have grilled them on a charcoal fire, but my grill disintegrated from all the rainfall. Thus, I had to create a similar effect on a frying pan. Nothing can replace the flavor of an open fire, though. Ah, I love beef bones. Next time, I'll boil the ribs first. Barbecue sauce? I think Malaysia has the edge on the USA when it comes to barbecue sauce. So many options to choose from, while in the USA it's always that same old tomato paste, spices and sweetener combo. This time, I used a tamarind and chilli base, for a sour spicy sauce. Ah, alhamdulillah. Even though I should have boiled the bones, I felt I had something good going when Chee Cheah went berserk while I was cooking. Of course, I gave my Dad a bone too.

So, I hope you are eating properly. Remember that as my girl, you are automatically an endorser of food products. Don't forget the basics: no pig, no blood, no carrion, and you must not eat food which is offered for pagan rituals, or food that in which the name of others than Allah has been invoked. Before the first bite say, "In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful," for Allah is the One who provides all sustenance, but is not fed. Just try your best with the circumstance that Allah has put you in, for Allah is Lenient and Forgiving, and knows all that you think, feel, and undertake. Perhaps in your spare time you are experimenting with cooking. I have a feeling you are. Just remember that I have a sensitive stomach, so please practise with pure and fresh ingredients, and a medium fire. Be patient, and avoid overly processed foods! I guess at this point you won't be able to cook in private, let alone go to restaurants without being observed. So please have fun while you experiment with food, but most of all, please eat properly, and be grateful to Allah for the great beauty that God has given you, by taking good care of your body. Please join me in Islam my beloved, and let's share our life and afterlife together.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Letter to Julia 20111113

But of course you can put cheese, or croutons, or whatever you want on your salad. Whoops! I'm done talking about salads. I just dropped by to say "I love you", and because I had to run a quick errand. I love you! Please keep your faith firm and sincere, maintain your prayers, and take good care of your beautiful body!

Qur'an 20111113

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

101. When We substitute one revelation for another, and Allah knows best what God reveals, they say, "You are a forger," but most of them understand not.

102. Say, "The Holy Spirit has brought the revelation from your Lord in Truth, in order to strengthen those who believe, and as a Guide and Glad Tidings to Muslims."

103. We know indeed that they say, "It is a man who teaches him." The tongue of him they wickedly point to is notably foreign, while this is Arabic, pure and clear.

104. Those who believe not in the Signs of Allah, Allah will not guide them, and theirs will be a grievous penalty.

105. It is those who believe not in the Signs of Allah that forge falsehood, it is they who lie!

The Bees 16:101-105
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The Holy Spirit has brought the revelation from your Lord in Truth, in order to strengthen those who believe, and as a Guide and Glad Tidings to Muslims.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Letter to Julia 20111112

Hello again, my beloved Julia. Today, I will give you a technique or recipe for making salads. Yecchh! I hate salads, but I suppose for you models it becomes a sort of staple food. I've made a million salads in my life, because I worked at the pizza joint. Gag! I hate salads. I hate making them, I hate eating them, and I hate people who eat salads, but in your case I will make an exception, and love you instead. Oh, I'm just joking about hating people who eat salads! No, but I really hate salads.

Anyway, lets start with a chunk of boneless chicken breast. First, you heat up a frying pan with medium heat. Rub the breast with honey, the chicken breast that is. Sprinkle some course black pepper onto the meat according to preference. No need for salt! Do not use any oil! When the pan is hot, fry up the meat until it's almost black, but don't burn it! Turn it over, then place a pat of butter on top, so it melts over the meat. Then cook the other side until it's almost black, but not burned. Immediately remove the meat to a cutting board. Note that center of the chicken breast should still be raw, especially if you have a big chunk of meat. Slice the meat lengthwise, exposing the raw area. Then put the chicken breast back on the pan with the raw side down, and cook it until the raw part turns white. Turn off the heat, and remove the meat from the pan onto a plate, and let it cool at room temperature.

Let's use a head of Iceberg lettuce, and a head of Romaine lettuce. Wash the lettuce. Make sure the lettuce is fresh, with snap, and no brown gooey areas! Remove the brown parts if any, and cut of the stem of the lettuce, about 2 inches for the Romaine and 1 inch for the Iceberg. Tear the lettuce with your fingers into strips of about 1 by 1 1/2 inch each, using only the leafy areas, and discarding the spine of each leaf. You may prefer to use only the heart of the Romaine, but I find that the outer leaves have good flavor too, if they are healthy. Yuck! I hate salads! Of course you can use any type of lettuce/greens, provided it is fresh and healthy, and you can use the same guidelines as the Iceberg and the Romaine. Spinach bruises easily, so be gentle! Mix up the strips of lettuce with your hands into an even mix.

OK! Place the lettuce mix into a serving bowl, then you can add fresh peppers, onions, olives, or whatever. Don't mix it into the salad mix, just arrange enough of it on top. I prefer a crescent cut for the peppers (no, don't eat the seeds and stems) and onions, where you cut the vegetable in half lengthwise, or quarters, then you slice the half from one end to the other into crescent shapes, following the arc of the half-circle. Slice up the chicken breast into strips, and arrange it onto the salad. If you had followed my instructions correctly, juices should have seeped out of the meat once it cooled down. Pour the juices onto the meat on the salad. Salad dressing? Just use your favorite salad dressing. I prefer blue cheese dressing, because it goes well with chicken wings, which taste way better than any salad. Amplify the flavor of blue cheese dressing with chunks of real blue cheese from a wedge. You know, the stuff you would nibble as a snack. Ranch? Italian? Honey mustard? 1000 island? I suppose I have some recipes, but that's another love letter. Basically, every salad dressing is just a form of flavored, liquified grease which you pour on your salad. Bleah! I hate salads! But I love YOU!