Tuesday, December 3, 2024

Ranch dressing

 

Oh those dinosaurs are so cute!  What's your favorite dinosaur?  I like the really weird looking ones.  Isn't Lynn Goldsmith that super famous Rock and Roll photographer?  She must have been expensive to hire.  I hope you got some good photos.  I don't have a fascination with abandoned homes like you.  All I can see is about that is labor.  That black and white polaroid looks overexposed, by the way.  You need more practice with that stuff.

So have you had enough of fried chicken?  I had fried chicken last night!  Oh no I didn't make it myself: fried chicken is too damn messy, it's easier to buy it.  The strange thing about fried chicken is that even the best fried chicken in the world tastes like fried chicken.  The fried chicken at the local night market is really good but actually, I needed something to dip in my home made ranch dressing.  Yes Honey, I made a fresh batch of ranch dressing yesterday.  None of that powdered shit for me, I use fresh onions and garlic!  My home made ranch dressing is so thick and strong, it drowns out the taste of fried chicken.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

59.  Say, "See you what things Allah has sent down to you for sustenance?  Yet you hold forbidden some things thereof and others lawful".  Say, "Has Allah indeed permitted you, or do you invent to attribute to Allah?"

Jonah 10:59





Monday, December 2, 2024

Pot roast

 

That sounds totally awesome!  Yes Honey, the Strat really brings out rhythm chops, and make them as clear as ringing a bell.  I love how fluid you've become.  It's a hit!  It's a hit!

A little bit of beef goes a long way.  A burger patty amount of beef along with rice or bread with some veggies is a filling meal.  A pot roast is so easy to cook!  Just dump a chunk of beef into the pot with some bottled sauce, water and vegetables, cover it up, turn on the smallest fire, then leave it alone for 2 hours.  Expensive cuts of beef aren't suitable for pot roast.  The cheap cuts of beef have a lot of fat and gristle, but in a pot roast those are the best parts!  I was rationing beef last night, so I made a pot roast without veggies.  For the sauce I used some home made hot sauce, soy sauce and generic chilli sauce.  It's not a standard recipe, it's just what I had at the moment.  I cooked it until the meat shredded, then I separated the meat from the sauce, portioned them out and put them both in the cooler.

Sunday, December 1, 2024

Sleep

 

I love the Strat!  I used to have a Strat, but I didn't get the chance to play guitar much during that time because I was by busy with the bass.  Nobody would play the bass right, so I took it.  That was both an advantage and a disadvantage.  Anyway, rhythm chops are more distinct on the Strat.

Not much going on here.  I've run out of peanuts, so I have to get more.  All that turkey you've been eating probably put you to sleep.  Chicken and turkey meat has that effect so if you need to calm down, eat some sliced turkey or chicken breast.  There's certainly a sleep culture happening all over the world.  Some people find it easy to fall asleep but for the most part, sleep is whenever you get it.  Especially for those with active minds.  Know for sure that there are many children who stay up listening to music when they should be sleeping.