Ranch dressing

 

Oh those dinosaurs are so cute!  What's your favorite dinosaur?  I like the really weird looking ones.  Isn't Lynn Goldsmith that super famous Rock and Roll photographer?  She must have been expensive to hire.  I hope you got some good photos.  I don't have a fascination with abandoned homes like you.  All I can see is about that is labor.  That black and white polaroid looks overexposed, by the way.  You need more practice with that stuff.

So have you had enough of fried chicken?  I had fried chicken last night!  Oh no I didn't make it myself: fried chicken is too damn messy, it's easier to buy it.  The strange thing about fried chicken is that even the best fried chicken in the world tastes like fried chicken.  The fried chicken at the local night market is really good but actually, I needed something to dip in my home made ranch dressing.  Yes Honey, I made a fresh batch of ranch dressing yesterday.  None of that powdered shit for me, I use fresh onions and garlic!  My home made ranch dressing is so thick and strong, it drowns out the taste of fried chicken.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

59.  Say, "See you what things Allah has sent down to you for sustenance?  Yet you hold forbidden some things thereof and others lawful".  Say, "Has Allah indeed permitted you, or do you invent to attribute to Allah?"

Jonah 10:59

Pot roast

 

That sounds totally awesome!  Yes Honey, the Strat really brings out rhythm chops, and make them as clear as ringing a bell.  I love how fluid you've become.  It's a hit!  It's a hit!

A little bit of beef goes a long way.  A burger patty amount of beef along with rice or bread with some veggies is a filling meal.  A pot roast is so easy to cook!  Just dump a chunk of beef into the pot with some bottled sauce, water and vegetables, cover it up, turn on the smallest fire, then leave it alone for 2 hours.  Expensive cuts of beef aren't suitable for pot roast.  The cheap cuts of beef have a lot of fat and gristle, but in a pot roast those are the best parts!  I was rationing beef last night, so I made a pot roast without veggies.  For the sauce I used some home made hot sauce, soy sauce and generic chilli sauce.  It's not a standard recipe, it's just what I had at the moment.  I cooked it until the meat shredded, then I separated the meat from the sauce, portioned them out and put them both in the cooler.

Sleep

 

I love the Strat!  I used to have a Strat, but I didn't get the chance to play guitar much during that time because I was by busy with the bass.  Nobody would play the bass right, so I took it.  That was both an advantage and a disadvantage.  Anyway, rhythm chops are more distinct on the Strat.

Not much going on here.  I've run out of peanuts, so I have to get more.  All that turkey you've been eating probably put you to sleep.  Chicken and turkey meat has that effect so if you need to calm down, eat some sliced turkey or chicken breast.  There's certainly a sleep culture happening all over the world.  Some people find it easy to fall asleep but for the most part, sleep is whenever you get it.  Especially for those with active minds.  Know for sure that there are many children who stay up listening to music when they should be sleeping.

Thanksgiving

 

Oh Honey, I didn't realize it was Thanksgiving!  I certainly have much to be thankful for.  How about you?  Let me guess... Not having money sucks and having money also sucks.  Ah, such is life.  Which sucks more?  I would love to go shopping!  For stuff I want for a change, not just need.

Still no snow?  That's some awesome weather God is giving you.  You get to show off the beautiful state of Tennessee to the rest of the world.  Oh by the way I love your slide bends, they're absolutely marvelous.  You should do that more often, they're your trademark.  Are those really your brothers?  I might be mistaken, but they're looking buff.  Yeah, your Dad should teach them some weight training for sure.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

1.  Say, "It has been revealed to me that a company of jinns listened.  They said, 'We have really heard a wonderful recital!'".

The Jinns 72:1

Who does a better Karen?

 

Oh, I get the shopping cart thing!  You don't have to justify such a thing to me, Honey.  I'm not going to ask a penny from your treasure.

So who does the best Karen Carpenter?  This girl, that girl, or Mary?  Let the contest begin!

Such a beautiful girl

 

Yes, I know that show!  That was December 26, 2023 at the 5 Spot.  You weren't dressed for success back then, but you were beautiful nonetheless.  You're even better now!  I like the George Clinton cover you did, Esi did an awesome job on vocals.  I remember seeing you play "Lucy" at that show, that was when I was first taken by that song.  It's not on YouTube anymore, sadly.  As for guitar, you're obviously a better improviser today.  That other guy on guitar used to have long hair, right?  Just like that jacket used to have long tassels.  And that guitar strap...  It's only one year ago.  So much has happened since.

I read that Guitar World interview, which was difficult to do.  I was like other people, thought your parents paid for your album.  When I first started off, it took me a long time to pay the recording studio.  I had to work at a pizza joint to finance the music!  I decided that knowledge is more important, and produced my last 2 albums with a Belcat 10 watt solid state practice amp.  Here we are, back to the record label argument.  At least you do realize that the record label is a bank.  You may like some of the people, but people don't last.  They will lie to you and you will choose to believe them.  People die.  The person you sign the contract with gets fired, and your music goes under the control of accountants.  Just like Kamala.  Yes it's difficult everywhere, life isn't supposed to be easy!  So what difference does a record label make anyway?  Unless you want to be Taylor Swift.  You still have stars in your eyes, and adoring faces in your dreams so you want to play at live venues.  Allah told me via the Qur'an to leave you in that, even though I try my best to show you that life IS that live venue.  What you are doing might have great good in it, even though I don't like it.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

25.  If you ask them who it is that created the heavens and the earth they will certainly say, "Allah".  Say, "Praise be to Allah" but most of them understand not.

Luqman 31:25

Everyone has social media

 

Yes Honey, the Internet has been denying my honest stats for a long time now.  The "0 followers 1 following" stats you see on Mary's Instagram isn't from banning all followers, but from my twisting their corruption to work in my favor.  So if you haven't guessed already, Mary's Twitch stream is being used as a vehicle for the crowd to observe the interaction between you and me.  I will tell you right now when Mary's busy, then I'm busy.  But if you chat with me, then I will answer when I get the chance.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

41.  If they charge you with falsehood say, "My work to me and yours to you!  You are free from responsibility for what I do and I for what you do!"

Jonah 10:41