My way

 Hi Natty!  How are you feeling?  Please try to stay calm.  Relax and enjoy being you!  You're beautiful, and I love you.  What's on the menu today?  Cooking isn't a competition to me, Natty Honey.  I have a little bit of knowledge, and I like to cook what I like to eat.  That's all.  I can't afford the best ingredients, but I make do with what I have and I enjoy it, so for that I am grateful.  Lunch was noodles in soup of course.  I had a chicken leg, so I fried that up first in honey, salt, and pepper before turning it into broth.  I made poached eggs for dinner again, gotta practice you know.  I got sick of following the instructions from videos from YouTube, and decided to go with my own common sense.  I used a circle mold with handle, and a small shallow pan of hot water.  I got the best results this time, and the least mess.  The temperature of the water is critical, though.  I don't use a thermometer, so I waited until small bubbles formed rapidly at the bottom of the saucepan.  I kept the mold in the water then cracked the egg into it, watched it as it cooked, separated the edge from the mold with a small knife, which was then the egg floated on its own.  As soon as it turned white all over, I immediately fished it out for a soft boiled egg.

Here are some more nice snapshots from the How does your avatar look today ? thread.

Lentils

 

Hi Natty!  What's going on?  I hope you're keeping safe and healthy.  It's Thursday over here.  I went shopping for groceries in the morning.  I'm pretty pleased with my food budget, I managed to calculate time and what I eat to end up under budget somehow, plus I have a lot of food right now.  Oh no!  The price of lentils has gone up!  It's still cheap, after all lentils are Biblically one of the cheapest foods around.  I'm sure the price went up since I started making lentil fritters regularly.  That's what I needed lentils for.  Lentil fritters make such a great late night snack.  I make a huge batch of fritter dough, portion it out then freeze it.  I did that in the evening but it took a long time today, I barely had time to make dinner.  I've been practicing making poached eggs and fries every evening lately, I want to perfect my technique you know.  Tonight's poached eggs was a failure though.  0/3 eggs poached, or rather 2 flops and one somewhat poached egg.  The problem was the pot I used: it didn't create a very good vortex for the vortex approach.  It's a nice pot, but I won't use it for poached eggs again.  I didn't waste the eggs though.  I had mangled eggs and fries for dinner.

I love noodles in soup!

 Hi Natty!  How are you feeling today?  I hope you are healthy and safe, I keep seeing news that the pandemic is intensifying in California.  So please try keep your distance away from people.  They've implemented another lockdown in this country.  Apparently another wave of the disease hit the highly populated areas, something about a mutant strain of the virus.  Yeah, I knew it.  Allah gave my state a break, so we're still pretty much a green zone here so alhamdulillah.  The lockdown only partially applies to us.

I love noodles in soup!  It must be the Asian in me, but I can eat the stuff everyday especially for lunch: it's the perfect portion.  Since I discovered home made miso, my options for broth have multiplied.  The Chinese and Japanese like to put pig in their broth, but I don't need that.  I use chicken or beef, or sometimes no meat at all.  Everyday is different with my noodle soup.

I have a lot of of yuba bean curd, known here as "pucuk" (pronounced "puchok"), right now which is basically dried up tofu skin.  I break the stuff up and add it in my soup for something extra to chew on.  I had some beef knuckle left over, so I used that up for my soup today.  I boiled it 3 times already, but today is its last hurrah.  It still made good soup!  I put the yuba in too early so it fragmented (kind of like alphabet soup) but no problem, I put some more yuba in later to make up for it.  I used my hot chilli miso plus seaweed today.  Unfortunately, I always need to use MSG to complete the flavor, I can't seem to get away from that stuff.  The anchovy bouillon I have has MSG in it, and I use as little as possible.  I have one pack of ramen left and lots of rice vermicelli, so I used the vermicelli as noodles.  Sometimes I crack a soft boiled egg in there, but not today.  Pour the lot into my pink bowl, and top it of with dried onions, salted radish, and my home made hot sauce.  I love noodles in soup!

Excited girl

 

Isn't she adorable?  Such a pretty girl, and a pretty dress.  I love the cape!  The best part is how excited she is, it's infectious!  You must be quite excited too, Natty.  Please do try to keep safe, and not be tempted to socialize right now, things are exciting yeah but there's nothing to celebrate about.  With all this excitement, I need to reaffirm my agenda.  My orders are to stand my ground here, right here where I am now.  I need to be married, so I will build a house here for my wife inshaAllah.  I choose you to be my wife, Natty.  I have a feeling that your bosses are influencing or are going to influence you to influence me to abandon my agenda and relocate.  That is something I will not do, inshaAllah.

The first rule of mass media

Hi Natty!  How are you today?  Aw, don't you worry about a thing my precious love, everything is going to work out just great for us inshaAllah.  Everybody is busy being excited right now, so please try to stay out of sight and away from people.  So from what recently happened, it goes to prove that people believe in what they want to believe.  So if one told them what they want to hear, then it becomes the truth for them.  And if one continued to tell them what they desire, then one would become the object of their desire.  They would follow him, believe in him and become his followers.  They would follow him and go to the extreme for him because they believe he is the truth.  Unless the real truth becomes a problem, then he instead becomes the object of their blame.

I have no followers, because I am not a leader nor a prophet.  Rather, this morning I had to go to the government pharmacy and wait along with the rest of the rabble for my mother's drugs.  After that, I went to the market and saw that fish prices were too much for me to afford.  In the evening I cut the grass by the side of the road, and for dinner I had a cheeseburger.

Qur'an 20210111

 In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

20.  Say, "I do no more than invoke my Lord, and I join not with God anything."

21.  Say, "It is not in my power to cause you harm, or to bring you to right conduct."

22.  Say, "No one can deliver me from Allah, nor should I find refuge except in God."

23.  Mine is only to convey what I receive from Allah and God's messages.  For any that disobey Allah and God's messenger, for them is hell: they shall dwell therein forever.

24.  At length, when they see that which they are promised, then will they know who it is that is weakest in helper, and least important in numbers.

25.  Say, "I know not whether that which you are promised is near, or whether my Lord will appoint for it a distant term."

The Jinns 67:20-25

Somewhere over the rainbow

 Hi Natty!  How are you, my love?  My, these are exciting times right?  I hope you are coping well and keeping yourself safe.  Just hang on to me, I'm not going to abandon you inshaAllah.  I love you!  It's just another average day over here, so when each day is crazy, it's really just the same old day.  I try to make like a tree and stay put, and work towards building a house and life with my wife inshaAllah.  Somewhere over the rainbow.