Showbiz

 

I don't know about everyone else, but I could watch you change film cartridges over and over again.  I wish I could drive around Tennessee with you.  The weather looks gorgeous, make the most of it while you can.

I don't know what numbers you saw when you connected to Mary's Twitch stream, but all I see is you: today you were late.  The Internet has been denying me honest numbers for decades already.  But we both know from face-to-face interaction that there are many more people present at my end of the stream.  This is how showbiz treats me, and they wonder why I have absolutely no desire to hang out with any of them.  It wasn't always like that, though.  When I was younger, I wanted to party with the cool people too.  They didn't want to hang out with me however.  Then after a while, I guess I just couldn't be bothered with them anymore.

Mushrooms

 

That's a mushroom, Honey.  I'm not sure if it were the same mushroom as the video but if it were, then it's a bit on the overripe side, I think.  You did the right thing by breaking it apart, so it can spread spores and grow more.  Oh that abandoned nuclear plant looks fun to explore.  No snow yet over there?  That doesn't make sense.  God is giving you some nice weather to play in.  The weather is great here, too.  Overcast and comfortable, no sweating!  I hate hot weather, but I've lost a lot of endurance and can't handle ice and snow anymore.  I used to march many miles in the snow back in SLC, up and downhill.  I wrote some great music while marching, to the rhythm of my footsteps.  I also used to read while marching.

People who need to fall asleep have much longer attention spans.  Folks, I have decided to use Twitch for Mary's stream starting immediately InshaAllah.  The address is https://www.twitch.tv/maryunknown7  The Free-Shoutcast stream will be only for my reading the Qur'an.  

He's watching you

 

He's watching us, rather.  I feel that the server for Mary's stream going down has been conveniently inconvenient, so I made an effort to get the Twitch stream back in business.  I won't be running both streams at the same time, though.  Whenever the Free-Shoutcast stream is down, I will activate the Twitch stream as backup.  Again the address is https://www.twitch.tv/maryunknown7

Those little girls watching you are adorable!  So who taught you to be such a late owl?  Oh, I did.  Sorry about that.  Don't you bring Esther along on your adventures anymore?  Don't you miss her?  I used to spend many late nights out exploring, and I did it alone without a car.  Now I have the heart disease to pay for my youth.  Everyone has heart disease nowadays, but you don't need to push it.  Anyway, always trust your instincts before you walk into a situation.  Don't go in if you get a bad vibe.  If your cell phone is behaving weird, then it's a trap.  Ya Allah, please protect my Grace.

The one man band

 

I'm sorry but the server is down again, folks.  Try back tomorrow, maybe it'll be back up.

Hello, beautiful girl.  I hope you enjoyed your vinyl release show.  It doesn't seem like a very big show, but that shouldn't matter.  What a year it's been for you!  Everything happened so quickly.  Don't expect to maintain the same pace, because it can't be all good things happening all the time.  Right?  You got to have some bad stuff to fill in the blanks.  So please try to slow down.

Oh, that bracelet looks edible!  Oh, blood on the Strat... how cool.  It means that you have an issue with Strat players, and the guitar itself.  Good or bad?  Blood.  I watched your appearance on the Kelly Clarkson show.  The camera work is awesome, it's the the best video of you out there.  I really like your amp on that show.  It's a thicker tone than the usual.  I also saw that Gardens and Guns thing at the old church.  You certainly have a hodge podge of musicians staffing your band.  That's because you have a hodge podge of gigs.  It would be nice to have a permanent lineup, but that's not easy.  That's why there are so many one man bands nowadays.  Don't mess around with bass and drums, Honey.

The smorgasbord

 

So were you impressed by that fruit and cheese spread at the WME event?  I think I saw some sliced meats as well.  But I wasn't interested in that.  Maybe the cheese, I might stuff my pockets with the cheese since cheese is expensive here and the selection is poor.  What do you think of the Las Vegas buffet?  They need a vomitarium there!  That's where the Romans went to puke so they could eat more.  I can't eat much of such a smorgasbord.  It isn't halal!

So you have all these goodies piling up in front of you.  You must be absolutely thrilled being popular and a social butterfly, and you're such a pretty girl.  Will you have time to make great music?  Do you believe great music can be generated at a meet and greet?  Hm...

Rabies

 

Honey, that raccoon had rabies.

Oh, a free guitar!  How awesome!  You know something, my cats can sing along to "Wine on Venus" with just one word: "meow".  The catch is that I have to be cooking something at the time.  I keep all my 7 cats indoors.  That way, they don't get diseases from other animals and they don't get harmed by the humans.  Unlike dogs, cats do fabulously when they stay indoors.  After all, there's no such thing as doggy litter.  You have to take your dogs outside, and they will come into contact with other animals.  Like rabies.  There's no cure for rabies.  Once infected, it's a death sentence.  Be careful with your dogs out there in the woods.  They are your friends.

The follower

 

Honey, I didn't know you voted for Trump!  By the way, red vinyl is a good choice.  I wouldn't do it for me, but for you it's the way to go.  Make sure the music for your next album is excellent!  You are now in competition with yourself.  Don't pretend the music is good just for collaboration's sake.