Friday, December 29, 2023

How did she know

 
Hi Natty!  That was one hell of a full moon, huh!  I had to take my mother to the hospital first thing this morning.  While I waited for her, I watched the moon in the sky.  There were some fast clouds underneath, and the moon was so bright, like the morning sun.  Don't you worry about a thing my beautiful sweetheart, everything will turn out marvelously for us inshaAllah.  I love you with all my heart.  Please keep safe and healthy.

Hey, how did that girlie whirly know that Mary works at Olive Garden?  Don't tell anyone!  You might get her fired.



Thursday, December 28, 2023

Book review

 
Hi Natty!  I love you too, Honey.  Deep in thought?  When it seems that mass media is being nice to us and you, please don't take it seriously.  Consider it as similar to really nice persons who are actually serial killers, who have to appear as nice so they can get close to their victims so they can abduct them.  Mass media is treacherous, so treat it as such.  Please keep safe and healthy OK!

OK Anna, you can get out of the bathroom now.  Here is my book review on the Vogue December 2023 issue.  Is Vogue a fashion or a pop culture magazine?  I regard it as a fashion magazine, and I always look at the pictures and ads first.  Ralph Lauren is the winner in this issue, but that blue Ferragamo dress is pretty nice too.  The featured art is like a schalmei band playing at a wedding anniversary party.  It's interesting, I suppose.  I like to see advertising being relevant to fashion.  Even the pet food ads: I have 7 cats.  Lagerfeld only had one!  Anna hasn't been interested in my cooking ever since she came out of heat.  Being in heat is a big deal to a cat.  Huge.  She is now a strictly kibble cat.  Kibble is nice and safe, but boring to us humans.  But she didn't even want any kibble this morning and she's always trying to pee, so I took her to the vet.  The vet said that she was under a lot of stress from being in heat and not getting porked.  Poor little Anna!  You can talk to me if you want, I'm always here.  But I already have a sweetie, her name is Natty.  Anyway, I rate this issue of Vogue as "recycle".


Wednesday, December 27, 2023

Do you agree?

 
Hi Natty!  How's my beautiful Honey?  I hope you're having tons of fun being a gorgeous and fabulous supermodel.  Always keep safe and healthy!  So what do you think of these 2 videos?  As for me, let's just say I've built my ark and I know who I'm taking with me.  inshaAllah.





Tuesday, December 26, 2023

Global

 
Hi Natty!  Oh my God, so much stuff!  I would love to go shopping.  I need to buy lots of toys, I mean tools.  For clothes, I badly need 4 new sarongs of the best quality.  The ones I have now are getting really thin, they can see the outline of my pee pee when I'm at the mosque.  If I had a big dick that would probably be OK, but I don't.  What did you eat for Christmas?  We wanna see!  Me?  It's just another day.  My ramen was awesome!  Alhamdulillah!





Monday, December 25, 2023

Sunday, December 24, 2023

Not a blessing

 
Hi Natty!  How are you feeling?  I hope you are feeling great and enjoying yourself.  Also I hope you realize that our sustenance comes from Allah and not the contracts we sign.  Even when Allah grants me the means to marry you inshaAllah, I will still have to wait for you to free yourself from your contractual obligations.  Yes Honey, I knew that from the beginning.  Just like I knew the song.  Allah didn't forbid my seeking another wife.  I chose you and I chose your well being.  I love you.  Please keep safe and healthy.

I spent last evening from 9 to 11 pm listening to music.  It's a great time for me to listen to music because I'm not drowsy.  Lately I enjoy it more, and now my subwoofer is tuned right.  I try to seek new music but cell phone Internet is so spotty, plus I'm hard to impress.  I like music that gets to my heart.  So most of the time I listen to nostalgia.  Yeah I know, nostalgia is death.  In 1985, I was thrilled when Spandau Ballet's "Parade" came out.  This particular song struck me, even though I didn't understand it.  Today it sounds like a song about music business.  Music business crookery is old hat now, but people still get taken.  "With the Pride" is a beautiful song.  That is a blessing, even though it wasn't a hit.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

150.  Say, "Bring your witnesses who can prove that Allah forbids this".  If they do provide witnesses, do not bear witness with them.  Do not follow the desires of those who deny Our Signs and those who don't believe in the afterlife, and they join partners with God.

The Cattle 6:150


Saturday, December 23, 2023

You major labels are all the same

 
Hi Natty!  How are you feeling today, Honey?  What are you drinking?  I just had my ramen, if you could call that a drink.  I love ramen!  I hope you are feeling easy breezy, and keeping safe and healthy.  I love you with all of my heart.

Doesn't she realize that by the time I can afford a subscription to US Vogue, I won't need any association with Vogue?  I tell you what Anna, when the time comes I'll just buy the local Vogue off the newsstand.  If it were available out here in the sticks lol.  That's much cheaper than getting an international subscription.  Then I will do a review of your book.  Does that sound good to you?

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

102.  Thus they wait not but for the same as what happened to those before them.  Say, "So wait, I will wait along with you".

Jonah 10:102