The horny toad

 

Hi Natty!  How ya doin' Honey?  I pray that all is well for you over there, and you're having a great time.  It's Friday over here, and it's hot again.  I woke up to find Adolf Kitler mounting his sister Lily under the kitchen counter.  I thought, "Hey, I made sure she wasn't in heat before I put them in the same room together!"  Lily would fight him off when she isn't in heat.  It turned out that Lily was busy cornering a house gecko (a favorite snack of hers) when Adolf took the opportunity to hump her while she was hunkered down under the kitchen counter.  Lookie however is in heat, and Adolf goes for her as well.  Right now, Lookie is at that stage where she doesn't hiss him away, but she has the restraining collar on (it's always whenever she's in heat that she gives herself a bad poodle cut).  I suppose I could release the collar and I will need the kittens eventually, but right now 3 cats is enough.  It doesn't stop Adolf though, but he can't mount her from the top so he tries to do the deed while they are both on their side.  This position is something humans often use.  Use your imagination.

Maty's avatar sure has long legs.  This is the first time I really noticed that.  It's probably just the outfit.

Business as usual

 

Hi Natty1  What's going on?  How's business?  Are they making you wear what they want you to wear to class, or do you get to choose your own style?  I do hope you are keeping your distance from other people.  Don't get breathed on!  I want you to know that I love you with all of my heart.  So don't you worry about a thing, everything is going to work out just fantastic for us inshaAllah.

It's business as usual for me over here.  The weather is hot, which makes me automatically grumpy.  But it cools down quite nicely at 4 am, which wants me to stay in bed!  I went to the supermarket to get some groceries.  I wanted to make ramen for lunch (I love ramen!) but 2 eggs in the tray I bought were cracked, so I had rice with eggs instead.  Dinner was a whole kilo of home fries, and I made liver (spleen) in tamarind sauce to go with it.  That's a good local recipe.  Even if you hated liver, I think you would like liver in tamarind sauce.  The afternoon was tough.  It was so hot, and Mary's voice made me want to faint.  But we've done this routine for years already, and she seems to be coping OK without AC.  I wish I could afford AC.  Anyway, I have a couple more tasks to do then I'm going to play this game I found on Google Play Store.  Hey, it's my job to play video games!  Entertainment!

Shame

 

Hi Natty!  How are you today, my darling?  I hope you are staying safe and healthy.  Do you like these flowers?  They are cashew flowers.  I have a cashew tree in my front yard, and it's already productive even though it's only 6 years old.  I get white flowers on my tree.  Right now, it seems that this year's cashew harvest is going to be a good one inshaAllah.  I like cashews.  I use the meat primarily, to make condiments and sauces.  It should also go well in a soup or stew structure.  I don't know about cashew smoothies, I guess there's only one way to find out.  I'm not able to process the nuts, though.  The nut shells have a sticky yellow resin in them when raw, and I don't have an efficient way to roast them.  Then I don't have a nut extractor.  I tried processing cashew nuts before with the means that I do have, and it was a mess I tell you.

I'm keeping at home today, and trying to avoid people.  Why am I trying to avoid people?  Because I don't want to marry their daughters.  I want to marry my Natty.  I feel like I have an empty 20 liter bottle of drinking water, so I take it to the sundry shop to get a refill which is RM3.  The woman there says she hasn't bought the refills yet so I say that's OK, I'll fill it somewhere else and give her RM3.  When I get back to give her the money, she says it will be RM15 for the bottle.  I say why should I give her anything at all, since I already paid for the bottle and the refill?  I give her a 20 and tell her to take RM3 and give me back the change, but she keeps the whole 20.  So I say to her, "You're too ashamed to ask me for help, but you're not too ashamed to swindle me!"

Mary Unknown7 didn't like the dress she wore today.  She said it's too loose.  Well that's what you get when you have a lot of clothes, is that you have a lot of clothes that don't quite fit.

Hairdo

 

Hi Natty!  How are you feeling today?  I hope you are healthy and having a great time.  Don't be jealous of the kitty OK?  It's bloody hot over here.  I've been without air conditioning for many years already.  I didn't think I would ever get used to it, and I still haven't.  But the solution I found, is strong ventilation and plenty of cold showers.  Having short hair definitely helps.  I used to have very long hair right to my waist, but never again in this life.  Especially in this damned loathsome tropical climate.  Unfortunately, I haven't had a haircut since they started the last lockdown.  They relaxed the rules this week, and I finally got a haircut.  Nothing fancy, just short.  I haven't had a nice hairdo in decades, either.  What's the point.  An ugly man with a nice hairdo is still an ugly man.  Just look at the news.

I guess James Bond should get a better haircut, too:

Here's another nice snapshot from the How does your avatar look today ? thread:

Mary Unknown7 sported her Whitney hairdo today, but didn't sing one single Whitney song.  The computer chooses what song she sings next, so blame the computer for that.

Species confusion

 

Hi Natty!  That's a beautiful home!  It looks very well kept and loved.  Is that an orange tree in the back?  And you are looking fabulous and beautiful as usual.  I love the outfit and the colors.  I love you.

I'm worried about Lookie.  I don't think she knows how to be a cat.  In other words, she thinks she's human.  She was born in this house I live in now, and she's never left the house other than that one time I thought they were going to fumigate for Aedes mosquitoes.  But that was only for an hour, and she was in a cage in the yard.  Otherwise, she's been an indoors cat all her life.  It usually takes her about a week to get out of heat.  At that time, I barely touch her because there's a male cat in the house now.  When she's not in heat, she likes to spend her time in my bedroom/office with me, and I hug and kiss my kitty because I love her.  But lately when I hug and kiss my kitty, she goes back into heat!  I think she thinks she's human, and wants to marry me.  So I've decided to ban her permanently from my bedroom, so she can hang out with the other cats 24/7, and learn how to be a cat from the 2 abandoned kittens I took in last Ramadan.

Here are more nice snapshots from the How does your avatar look today ? thread:

And this is Mary Unknown7!

Too darned pretty

 

Hi Natty!  How are you today, Sweetheart?  I hope everything is A-OK with you.  I want you to know that I love you with all of my heart.  You are MY girl, and I long to be with you.  We're probably going to be one of those huggy-kissy couples, but never in public.  In public, we must behave very formally.  That's because you're too darned pretty, and there's too much jealousy going on as it is.  You know that.  I don't want to have to install an M61 20mm Vulcan cannon turret on the roof of your house, nor set up booby traps in the yard.  Seriously, never underestimate the power of a beautiful woman.

Otherwise, it's a typical Sunday over here.  I cleaned my mother's bedroom in the morning.  I had takeout rice for lunch, but I made myself a big dinner.  A whole kilo of home fries!  I think I've perfected my technique.  Don't worry, a kilo of raw potatoes makes only ⅓ kilo of fries.  I also rolled out 4 small tortillas, and made cheeseburger burritos.  It may sound abnormal, but it's actually very typical.

Purple

 

Hi Natty!  How are you, my beautiful darling?  Did you know that once I get to you, I'm going to hug and kiss you lots and lots?  I hope all is well with you, and you are having a splendid time.  I love you!  Oh, there's not much going on over her.  It's hot.  I'm waiting for a package from Lazada, but I guess it's not going to get here anytime soon because of the lockdown.  At least it's not groceries, huh!

Today's color is purple.  Purple is my mother's favorite color.  I love you, Mom!  When I took Mary's avatar to get a snapshot of a flower, I was looking for a flower shop but it wasn't there anymore.  Instead there was a pit, and after climbing out I came across an inn with a flower bed in front, and that's where I found the purple flower.