In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
86. Say, "No reward do I ask of you for this, nor am I a pretender."
87. This is no less than a message to the worlds.
88. And you shall certainly know the truth of it after a while.
Sad 38:86-88
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No reward do I ask of you for this, nor am I a pretender.
Monday, March 2, 2015
Saturday, February 28, 2015
Letter to Erin 20150228
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hi there, my beloved Erin. How are you today, Sweetheart? Me, I'm longing for toys as usual. Tools, rather. When it comes to music, I do so love to work. But I have learned to slow down in my old age. For when the music's over, so is the musician.
I saw that video of you in that Swimsuit 2015 Swimville, in Nashville I presume, and I must say that it went by incredibly fast. Oh my God! She's naked! I'm going to get shot! Ya Allah, please protect us! But I must be grateful with what Allah has given me. Right, everybody? Like I said, it went by so quickly, and I'm sure the time sped by faster for you since you experienced it first hand. So I slowed the video down to quarter speed. Please don't feel like I'm trying to gain humor at your expense. Everyone sounds funny when their voices are slowed down or sped up, especially me. More than that, one is able to see the nuances of the event, like the props, the background, the expressions on people's faces, the expressions on your face. One thing I noticed is that the girls looked really frumpy lined up on that stage. Not you of course in your slick black, because you are my Rock and Roll Babe, and I love you with all my heart. But don't you feel sorry for all the other girls, looking like that? Obviously they spent big bucks on the event, so why do the girls have to look bargain basement? I suggest next time, they collaborate with a fashion house.
Life goes by fast in the fast lane, and don't think because you are still young, you can handle the pressure on your heart. Don't compensate with drugs and alcohol. Listen to me on this, Erin! I'm very protective of you! The best way to force time to slow down is prayer, plus Allah will help compensate for the stuff you missed, inshaAllah. Of course I appreciate you. I appreciate how beautiful you are and what a sweetheart you are, so please don't lose that. I want you to know that you are loved. I love you, and I need you.
Hi there, my beloved Erin. How are you today, Sweetheart? Me, I'm longing for toys as usual. Tools, rather. When it comes to music, I do so love to work. But I have learned to slow down in my old age. For when the music's over, so is the musician.
I saw that video of you in that Swimsuit 2015 Swimville, in Nashville I presume, and I must say that it went by incredibly fast. Oh my God! She's naked! I'm going to get shot! Ya Allah, please protect us! But I must be grateful with what Allah has given me. Right, everybody? Like I said, it went by so quickly, and I'm sure the time sped by faster for you since you experienced it first hand. So I slowed the video down to quarter speed. Please don't feel like I'm trying to gain humor at your expense. Everyone sounds funny when their voices are slowed down or sped up, especially me. More than that, one is able to see the nuances of the event, like the props, the background, the expressions on people's faces, the expressions on your face. One thing I noticed is that the girls looked really frumpy lined up on that stage. Not you of course in your slick black, because you are my Rock and Roll Babe, and I love you with all my heart. But don't you feel sorry for all the other girls, looking like that? Obviously they spent big bucks on the event, so why do the girls have to look bargain basement? I suggest next time, they collaborate with a fashion house.
Life goes by fast in the fast lane, and don't think because you are still young, you can handle the pressure on your heart. Don't compensate with drugs and alcohol. Listen to me on this, Erin! I'm very protective of you! The best way to force time to slow down is prayer, plus Allah will help compensate for the stuff you missed, inshaAllah. Of course I appreciate you. I appreciate how beautiful you are and what a sweetheart you are, so please don't lose that. I want you to know that you are loved. I love you, and I need you.
Qur'an 20150228
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
65. Say, "Truly am I a warner: no god is there but the One God, Supreme and Irresistible."
66. The Lord of the heavens and the earth and all between, Exalted in Might, Able to enforce God's Will, Forgiving again and again.
67. Say, "That is the Message Supreme."
68. From which you do turn away.
Sad 38:65-68
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Truly am I a warner: no god is there but the One God, Supreme and Irresistible.
That is the Message Supreme.
65. Say, "Truly am I a warner: no god is there but the One God, Supreme and Irresistible."
66. The Lord of the heavens and the earth and all between, Exalted in Might, Able to enforce God's Will, Forgiving again and again.
67. Say, "That is the Message Supreme."
68. From which you do turn away.
Sad 38:65-68
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Truly am I a warner: no god is there but the One God, Supreme and Irresistible.
That is the Message Supreme.
Thursday, February 26, 2015
Letter to Erin 20150226
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hey there beautiful Erin. Hey Baby!!! Hey Gorgeous!!! How's my beautiful sweetheart feeling today? Well, I think of you all the time. Always on my mind. It's a mundane day for me today, I didn't go out anywhere but to buy some mackerel and vegetables for a chicken dinner. I thought at first to sashimi the mackerel, then I got lazy and just fried the whole lot to a crispy fry. I ate nine fish. Urgh. I won't do that again. Next time it's sashimi or sushi or whatever. The cats had a great lunch, though. The chicken dinner was classier. I slow cooked the chicken breast in margarine (I didn't have any butter). I had lots of dough, so I made a couple of tortillas. Then I wrapped up the chicken with cashew shoots, oyster mushroom, tomatoes burrito style with mayo and mole sauce. One for you, one for me. You weren't here, so I ate yours. After dinner, I recorded a bit of original guitar for somebody's birthday. And now I'm writing a love letter. To my Erin! You sweetheart. I love you, and I need you.
Hey there beautiful Erin. Hey Baby!!! Hey Gorgeous!!! How's my beautiful sweetheart feeling today? Well, I think of you all the time. Always on my mind. It's a mundane day for me today, I didn't go out anywhere but to buy some mackerel and vegetables for a chicken dinner. I thought at first to sashimi the mackerel, then I got lazy and just fried the whole lot to a crispy fry. I ate nine fish. Urgh. I won't do that again. Next time it's sashimi or sushi or whatever. The cats had a great lunch, though. The chicken dinner was classier. I slow cooked the chicken breast in margarine (I didn't have any butter). I had lots of dough, so I made a couple of tortillas. Then I wrapped up the chicken with cashew shoots, oyster mushroom, tomatoes burrito style with mayo and mole sauce. One for you, one for me. You weren't here, so I ate yours. After dinner, I recorded a bit of original guitar for somebody's birthday. And now I'm writing a love letter. To my Erin! You sweetheart. I love you, and I need you.
Tuesday, February 24, 2015
Letter to Erin 20150224
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
I am a creature of feedback. Guitars, drums, singing, my life is a lot of feedback. Like a fractal. So when I can't hear my voice, I can't sing properly. I wind up over exerting, and ruining my voice. But I can't record with the PA system cranked up- I have to use headphones. But I didn't have the right kind of headphones: the price of poverty. So when I had to record a birthday song for somebody, I taped a set of speakers to a plastic clothes hanger, padded it with kitchen sponges, and tied the contraption on my head. Recording vocals is difficult enough because I'm so self critical, but the ordeal made me seriously depressed. Musical instruments are useless in heaven. Mere toys to pass the time. But here on Earth in this life, they serve as weapons of propaganda and intimidation. Ya Allah, please bear Witness that I serve you with music. Please grant me all the musical and computer equipment that I desire.
Erin, when you answer questions for an interview, you need to remember that you're not in a court of law and under oath. I'm not telling you to lie: I'm telling you to give answers that make you happy, even if it's irrelevant to the question. For example, if someone asks you "fake tan or real tan?" you should answer "no tan". Well, that's what makes me happy. I don't want you to have a tan, because I like smooth, white skin. I want you to stay fit, have no tan, and be as blonde as humanly possible because that's what I like. After all, the crowd doesn't give a rat's ass about your happiness, but I do. Because I love you, and I need you.
I am a creature of feedback. Guitars, drums, singing, my life is a lot of feedback. Like a fractal. So when I can't hear my voice, I can't sing properly. I wind up over exerting, and ruining my voice. But I can't record with the PA system cranked up- I have to use headphones. But I didn't have the right kind of headphones: the price of poverty. So when I had to record a birthday song for somebody, I taped a set of speakers to a plastic clothes hanger, padded it with kitchen sponges, and tied the contraption on my head. Recording vocals is difficult enough because I'm so self critical, but the ordeal made me seriously depressed. Musical instruments are useless in heaven. Mere toys to pass the time. But here on Earth in this life, they serve as weapons of propaganda and intimidation. Ya Allah, please bear Witness that I serve you with music. Please grant me all the musical and computer equipment that I desire.
Erin, when you answer questions for an interview, you need to remember that you're not in a court of law and under oath. I'm not telling you to lie: I'm telling you to give answers that make you happy, even if it's irrelevant to the question. For example, if someone asks you "fake tan or real tan?" you should answer "no tan". Well, that's what makes me happy. I don't want you to have a tan, because I like smooth, white skin. I want you to stay fit, have no tan, and be as blonde as humanly possible because that's what I like. After all, the crowd doesn't give a rat's ass about your happiness, but I do. Because I love you, and I need you.
Sunday, February 22, 2015
Letter to Erin 20150222
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
I don't seem to have much variety in my cooler lately. I usually stock up right at the beginning of the month, now I'm running out of options. I try to stay within my budget, and right now I'm budgeted for cat food. Hey, I love my kitties. So tonight I had hot dogs. My Dad gave me some hot dogs a couple of weeks ago. How creative can you get with hot dogs? I would love to see hot dogs as the theme ingredient on Iron Chef. AAEEEP-KEEZEEEM!!! (yeah I know he said Allez Cuisine, but it sure sounds like AAEEEP-KEEZEEEM) So I wrapped the hot dogs in yuba bean curd, and pan fried it. It tasted quite good actually, but I should have used a non-stick pan.
I have to mention how beautiful and sexy you are in your SI photos. Your body seems fuller than it was 6 years ago, and I like it. I find it very arousing. AAAAA!!! I don't want anyone else to see it! I've been getting a lot of heat about your work, but I stand by you. After all, I must be grateful as to what Allah has given me. Don't you agree? Please dress modestly when you are not working. Erin I love you, and I need you.
I don't seem to have much variety in my cooler lately. I usually stock up right at the beginning of the month, now I'm running out of options. I try to stay within my budget, and right now I'm budgeted for cat food. Hey, I love my kitties. So tonight I had hot dogs. My Dad gave me some hot dogs a couple of weeks ago. How creative can you get with hot dogs? I would love to see hot dogs as the theme ingredient on Iron Chef. AAEEEP-KEEZEEEM!!! (yeah I know he said Allez Cuisine, but it sure sounds like AAEEEP-KEEZEEEM) So I wrapped the hot dogs in yuba bean curd, and pan fried it. It tasted quite good actually, but I should have used a non-stick pan.
I have to mention how beautiful and sexy you are in your SI photos. Your body seems fuller than it was 6 years ago, and I like it. I find it very arousing. AAAAA!!! I don't want anyone else to see it! I've been getting a lot of heat about your work, but I stand by you. After all, I must be grateful as to what Allah has given me. Don't you agree? Please dress modestly when you are not working. Erin I love you, and I need you.
Friday, February 20, 2015
Letter to Erin 20150220
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Lately there has been so much garbage on Google under your search string. Some of them get top ranking in the search even with only one view. Yeah, fame is not a blessing. So obviously, I cannot take every video seriously but more than that, I can only consider the professional productions under familiar names with any ounce of credibility. If you are trying to communicate something to me, I'm afraid you are going to have to be smarter than your detractors. And yes my beloved darling Erin, I have feelings too.
Marriage is certainly a very serious business, and with us it is even more serious considering who we are. I remind you again that I cannot be married to a non-Muslim. As for the actual wedding, there will have to be two wedding ceremonies: the first one for me, and the second one for you, and both of them Islamic. I want a simple ceremony at the local mosque, followed by your housewarming party. You can have whatever ceremony you please, for I'm sure your bosses and your family will want to get involved. I'm sure you have gotten hooked on sandy tropical beaches but before you make me travel to an unfamiliar place under vague security protocols, please check out Langkawi, Malaysia. Yeah it's a tourist trap, but it's pretty. You must place your trust in my conduct of our business of marriage. For I am your husband and I study the Qur'an, where I receive inspiration and guidance from Allah, that Allah will grant us security and happiness inshaAllah.
This is a spiritual matter my dearest Erin, and there is no joking about it. You are such a sweetheart Erin, and I want you to be happy with me, and us to be happy together. I love you, and I need you.
Lately there has been so much garbage on Google under your search string. Some of them get top ranking in the search even with only one view. Yeah, fame is not a blessing. So obviously, I cannot take every video seriously but more than that, I can only consider the professional productions under familiar names with any ounce of credibility. If you are trying to communicate something to me, I'm afraid you are going to have to be smarter than your detractors. And yes my beloved darling Erin, I have feelings too.
Marriage is certainly a very serious business, and with us it is even more serious considering who we are. I remind you again that I cannot be married to a non-Muslim. As for the actual wedding, there will have to be two wedding ceremonies: the first one for me, and the second one for you, and both of them Islamic. I want a simple ceremony at the local mosque, followed by your housewarming party. You can have whatever ceremony you please, for I'm sure your bosses and your family will want to get involved. I'm sure you have gotten hooked on sandy tropical beaches but before you make me travel to an unfamiliar place under vague security protocols, please check out Langkawi, Malaysia. Yeah it's a tourist trap, but it's pretty. You must place your trust in my conduct of our business of marriage. For I am your husband and I study the Qur'an, where I receive inspiration and guidance from Allah, that Allah will grant us security and happiness inshaAllah.
This is a spiritual matter my dearest Erin, and there is no joking about it. You are such a sweetheart Erin, and I want you to be happy with me, and us to be happy together. I love you, and I need you.
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